We have the aliens, the space tech, the clones, and the cryptids. It's all real. Feel free to ask stuff (Any and all pronouns, call me Roswell)
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The “We are the 99%” Tumblr blog became the slogan for the Occupy Wall Street movement.
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going down on a boy after bottom surgery, call that USB wireless cause he has a dongle but the tubes are gone
Going down on a girl after bottom surgery, call that Bluetooth because she doesn't have a dongle anymore
you sending this on anon makes you one of historys most incredible unknown poets
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the japanese “-ne?” particle and the british slang term “innit” serve the same function
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Halloween is only several weeks away. You know what that means! PLEDGE YOUR ALLEGIANCE TO THE SKELETON WAR. OR ELSE SKELETONS WILL BLAME US IF THEY LOSE AND PUT BONES IN ALL OF OUR SOUP. IT’S AWFUL.
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wouldnt it be funny if they both died right now in front of everyone
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waking up in 2020 be like. gotta check what catastrophes, riots and natural disasters i have missed during my 5h sleep
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favorite visual gag in cartoons is when someone gets dismembered and a femur bone is sticking out no matter what the body part
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“Daddy, how did you and mommy meet?”
“Well, you see, young Rarity Applejack…”
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me, 34 years after breaking bad ends: is jesse pinkman okay?
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twitter is fucking HILARIOUS the moment made about the grusk baby is full of people cheering and celebrating and then you actually go into the trending tag and its just miles and miles of people making fun of them
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Grusk baby is going to cross the threshold from mental illness to psychic powers and create a bloom of psychic teenagers and it's going to be like a bad ya novel
grusk baby is going to use psychic powers to bust unions for its daddy and mommy <3
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i have an image i made last night while Not Sober that’s technically accurate but it mentions 9/11 so i will show it to you but you’re not allowed to get mad at me if you think it’s insensitive for mentioning 9/11
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Losing my mind over this post on r/NoStupidQuestions
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On the bright side, NSFW posts don’t really apply for awhile
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