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@alisamontagova​​ mhm fun story lets share alastor

@illerons​​ sit down its storytime

first of all, i'm not your fucking sweetheart now second would you consider yourself a fuckboy?

first of all damn darling chill out :( 

second no🤧✋ just because i didn’t disappoint some palace girls isn’t a fuckin end-all

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best fuckin beleive

@laurent-darrius-aldrich hear that prince

bROOOO HOW YOU DOING LEMME KNOW IF YOU WANT ME TO FEND OFF YOUR CREEPY HIMBO SIMPER 33 - drystanbro💕👌🤟

bROOO I’M DOING GREAT AND WAIT WHO WHAT - I HAVE A CREEPY HIMBO SIMPER???/?/??? 

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nah bitch were leaving him on here he needs to be exposed to the real world

no more biscuits and chamomle tea

bROOOO HOW YOU DOING LEMME KNOW IF YOU WANT ME TO FEND OFF YOUR CREEPY HIMBO SIMPER 33 - drystanbro💕👌🤟

bROOO I’M DOING GREAT AND WAIT WHO WHAT - I HAVE A CREEPY HIMBO SIMPER???/?/??? 

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can i conspire with you to murder the wannabe edgelord (sorry val stealing your nickname for that pain in the ass <3) - jase

listen like i said youre free to take the ass ill be in charge of the burning

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wiekzorek thats my kill but if you want alastors ass you can take it before i burn the body

bROOOO HOW YOU DOING LEMME KNOW IF YOU WANT ME TO FEND OFF YOUR CREEPY HIMBO SIMPER 33 - drystanbro💕👌🤟

bROOO I’M DOING GREAT AND WAIT WHO WHAT - I HAVE A CREEPY HIMBO SIMPER???/?/??? 

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are you actually saintshitting me right now

okay but why is everyone calling each other "[name]bro

its giving me a fuckin seizure and they need to stop

pretty much alastor / bellicose / aldrich are famously the nonfrat bros but i dont bother asking how that saintshit came abiut

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jobs done no cost

okay but why is everyone calling each other "[name]bro

its giving me a fuckin seizure and they need to stop

pretty much alastor / bellicose / aldrich are famously the nonfrat bros but i dont bother asking how that saintshit came abiut

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told the bitch not to but those british are saintshit

@laurent-darrius-aldrich​ yeah see that idiot cut out the ‘bloody hecking’

okay but why is everyone calling each other "[name]bro

its giving me a fuckin seizure and they need to stop

pretty much alastor / bellicose / aldrich are famously the nonfrat bros but i dont bother asking how that saintshit came abiut

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on a scale of 1-10, how likely is it that i could get you to remotely put up with me? 10 being fuck yeah 1 being oh honey no

stop flirting with alastor cause thats a honey no

once you do that itll be a 3

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okay but why is everyone calling each other "[name]bro<3" it's very concerning to read and you are the only person i trust to give a sufficiently sarcastic answer

its giving me a fuckin seizure and they need to stop

pretty much alastor / bellicose / aldrich are famously the nonfrat bros but i dont bother asking how that saintshit came abiut

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ill kill you prince

@are-you-saintshitting-me could step on me 🙄✋

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better beleive id stomp tf on all of you

@are-you-saintshitting-me could step on me 🙄✋

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you fuckin better

Should I change @fallenkings’ tag from ‘Drystanbro 💖’ to ‘Kyrellbro simp 💖’ for … Reasons ….. 

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shut up

LMFAOO THIS SITE MAKES NO SENSE BUT LIKE KINDA HERE FOR IT??