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" my body is clay, my good fame a vapour, my end is ashes "

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A tiny Conclave (2024)

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It is still sooooooo fucking funny that tumblr, the "fuck that old man" website, the villain apologist website, AND the paranormal boyfriend website read Dracula and went "Count Dracula sucks, we hate this dude." Planetary alignment levels of unlikely.

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LOOK HOW MANY FLYERS HAVE BEEN STUck on tHIS LAMPOST?? germans are crazy

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You know that Ada Limón poem where she’s like “i can’t help it i love the way men love”? my dad recently confessed to me that he became a shoemaker because they buried my grandma shoeless

oh…………………………………

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Can you make something good again please.

Aw anon! I didn’t mean to be such a disappointment of an artist to you. Here you go

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which one of u was going to tell me that tea tastes different if u put it in hot water?

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ATTENTION ALL OF TUMBLR!

THIS IS AN URGENT MESSAGE.

IN 2014, IN SCHAUMBURG , ILLINOIS, USA

THERE

WILL

BE

A

TUMBLR CONVENTION!!!

THESE ARE THE WONDERFUL PEOPLE THAT ARE MAKING IT HAPPEN

SIGNAL BOOST THIS GUYS

I WANNA SEE EVERYONE THERE!!

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We don’t talk enough about how fanfiction writers love to give character large amounts of non-specific paperwork they hate doing

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before choir rehearsal

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Ray has some books

A file of homilies, a list of requests, his diary and one of his favorite books :)

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I had a dream that unless the teacher told us class was over, we were forbidden from going out the door. Our teacher was very forgetful, and maybe even malicious. After being forced to stay past sunset many days, my class decided we were going to break out every night. Eventually our attempts led us to discovering rifts in space-time where we could warp. So we never used the door. Checkmate.

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If the conclave movie proved anything, it's that nobody goes as insane for religious stories and symbolism as atheist gay people.

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I loved how they changed Bellini's line to "that firm hand of yours WILL have it's admirers" (book) to "that firm hand of yours HAS it's admirers" (movie). Like "people will grow to appreciate you" to "I appreciate you."

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Just passing through but gotta say its funny to me that there’s been so much discourse over vow-breaking in fics and if the characters would go for that since theyre catholic blah blah blah on this blog. If you think irl catholic priests are totally celibate i have a bridge to sell you. Maybe two bridges.

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Well, he is a docter.

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A bronze ... ummm .... uhh hem hem cough excuse me ... uhhhh... ceremonial object uncovered in the tomb of Prince Liu Sheng, China, 2nd century BC