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god DAMN this is sooooo fucking good!!! [turning up the music in my headphones so loud others can here it] [it’s just squidward walking sound effect]

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happy january 6th i’m always thinking about this post

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bloons tower defense has me in a chokehold today

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Projecting my feelings into ice in the woods that was just freezing

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Tweet i wish I made first

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why does tumblr keep trying to push communities so hard. I already have a perfectly curated community it's called my dashboard

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i like my men born in a sopping wet cardboard box all alone

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*not listening to you, fidgeting with the hellraiser cube* whoa thats crazy man

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The cigarette pool toy

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i can perform miracles but i wont cause everyone gets all weird and worshippy , okay fine just one miracle (snaps my fingers and a random dog on the street suddenly explodes like a firecracker)

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the thing about that weird stuff americans call cheese is that if you heat it a little it becomes an excellent burger condiment despite its failings in every other area. such is the fate of the american cultural product

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such is life - always some horrible fucked up shit going on

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i live in hell. this was posted to my state's subreddit. tw for criminal violence

dude was driving on the interstate doing this shit.

its so fucking sad to feel this way but it makes me relieved i never got around to putting any pride stickers on my current car.

op was lucky to leave with his life. fucking terrifying. no more interstate for me for a while!