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announcement: contents from this tumblr acc. will be transferred to @ceciffeinated; primarily archived, continuation of any serial works is up to debate.

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kuroo: do you have a bag i could borrow?

kenma: the only bags i have are the ones under my eyes, and they’re specifically designed to carry the burden of my existence,

kuroo: literally all you had to do was say no

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Suga, to Ennoshita: Aren't you tired of being nice??

Suga: Don't you just want to go apeshit??

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Ukai: Hey, what's with the fancy pastries? We've got to keep the food budget down.

Hinata: Then what are we supposed to have for breakfast?

Ukai: The oatmeal packets.

Hinata, mockingly: "Oatmeal packets".

Tanaka: It's an insult!

Ukai: Why is it an insult?

Tanaka: Because it tastes like sand!

Ukai: Y'know why? Because it's organic!

Tanaka: It's not organic, it's sand!

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matsukawa: if you hate yourself and you know it, clap your hands

oikawa: [claps]

iwaizumi: [slaps oikawa]

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Suga: It's too early in the morning for me.

Daichi: It's 2 pm???

Suga: You heard me.

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daichi: [passes out]

suga: OH MY GOD DAICHI FAINTED

hinata: kageyama-kun! call 911, quick!

kageyama, panicking: what’s their number?!

suga:

hinata:

daichi: [wakes up] what the fuck

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Bokuto: Akaashi, you will always be my priority.

Akaashi: Yeah, after your family, career, and your future.

Bokuto: Jokes on you, you are my family and my future.

Akaashi: *tearing up*

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Hinata: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?

Tanaka: Punch him in the stomach and when he doubles over in pain, kiss him.

Nishinoya: Tackle him.

Tsukishima: Dump him.

Suga: Kick him in the shins.

Kageyama: NO to all of those! Just ask me to lean down, dumbass!

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[at disneyland on the teacup ride]

kenma and akaashi: [spinning calmly while talking]

bokuto and kuroo: [flying past them, spinning as fast as they can, screaming]

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Osamu: We live in such an advanced world

Atsumu: Yeah ikr!!

Osamu: Planes, VR, cloning…

Atsumu: Cloning??

Osamu: Yea how do you think our parents made you

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Hinata: Why is it so hard to be a comedian?

Kageyama: Easy, just imitate the stupidest person you have ever met in your life.

Hinata: That’s all?

Kageyama: Yeah. Now give it a shot!

Hinata: “Hinata dumbass, you should hit the ball, you dumbass.”

Kageyama:

Hinata:

Kageyama: I hate you.

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asahi: do you want to tell me how you and daichi crashed the car?

suga: well we were driving and there was this deer in the middle of the road so i shouted, “daichi, deer!”

daichi:

suga: do you want to tell him what your response was?

daichi:

daichi: “yes, honey?”

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Bokuto: bro bro I like someone!!

Kuroo: Omg me too

Bokuto and Kuroo: He's a setter!

Bokuto and Kuroo: ..He's number 5?

Bokuto and Kuroo: He's really smart

Bokuto: YOU LIKE AGAASHI???

Kuroo: STAY AWAY FROM KENMA

Kuroo:

Kuroo: YOU LIKE AKAASHI?

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Asahi: I live for two reasons, and two reasons only.

Suga: Which are?

Asahi: I was born and I haven't died yet.

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Oikawa: What was the unusual thing happened exists today?

Iwaizumi: The day you were born...