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“If you CHOOSE to stay in one of those evacuation areas-” we need to have public transportation running out of evacuation zones and free public storm shelters before you can say bullshit like that. we need to have free wheelchair ramp instillation on homes. we need to have free out of state pet boarding facilities. we need public infrastructure for the people in flood zones since these hurricanes are only getting worse and they are not going to stop.

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"overwatch feminized deku" is an absolutely insane trio of words, and yet

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Listen

I just think Mobei Jun being heavily pregnant and glowing next to a shell shocked Shang Qinghua could fix me

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“oh, I live in a desert and-”

“wow that must be so terrible” “deserts are so ugly” “I would never want to live in a wasteland like that” “it’s just empty nothingness”

wishing 10,000 exploding hammers upon you

behold New Mexico

[ID 1: tall, snowcapped rocky mountains rising above a plain filled with desert scrub

ID 2: brightly colored banded cliff walls of several mesas climbing their way into mountains

ID 3: a desert prairie

ID 4: colorful hoodoos against a twilight sky

ID 5: white sand dunes as far as the eye can see

ID 6: a collection of hoodoos against a stormy sky at sunset

ID 7: a juniper tree standing with a cliff wall in the background

ID 8: several juniper trees on a rocky landscape]

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I might pick at this some more BUT, for now, I’m calling it done.

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BBEG: You're all that stands between me and her. What are you going to do now?

PC, very nervously, voice cracking: OUR BEST?

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can't help it (also hb suguru you have the best present ever rn you lucky bastard)

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had a dream last night that the new tumblr discourse was whether or not people deserved their urls and people were getting callouts and anon hate like "I can't believe you have x in your url when I never see you actually post about them it's pretty messed up that you're taking that url away from other people who actually deserve it :/"

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When their entire relationship is toxic, but they're both so fucked up that it's actually the best case scenario, because subjecting anybody else to either of them would be a human rights violation.

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People don't like to admit it bcs cringe or w/e but Homestuck really did revolutionize the webcomic as a storytelling medium and I am endlessly frustrated that before webcomic artists could really stretch our legs fucking webtoonz swooped in, set a new, more restrictive standard, and then monetized and monopolized the ever living fuck out of the concept of The Webcomic until it drove away anyone who couldn't be a professional quality manga artist for free, and now the only webcomics that actually feel like spiritual successors to Homestuck are so obscure they're basically cult classics that you have to beg people to read.

Like it's just so wild to be in high school and see Homestuck be like "we're using like fifteen different artistic mediums to tell this story bcs we can" and be really fucking inspired by that, only to grow up and see basically every webcomic ever have to conform to One Single Standard or fucking perish.

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im sorry but you literally cant win. a fat woman in jeans and t shirt is a slob, a fat woman in a dress and make up is a pig in pearls, a fat masc woman is disgusting, a fat femme woman is delusional.

a fat man in jeans and t shirt is a laughing stock. a fat beardless man is gross, a fat bearded man is a neckbeard right winger piece of shit. a fat man in a suit is a sausage spilling out of its casing, a fat femme man is a predator. so is a fat masc man.

god forbid if theyre queer.

god forbid if theyre TRANS.

its always trying too hard or not trying enough and even then any trying is pointless bc OBVIOUSLY all fat people are gross and sick and dying. obviously they all stuff their mouths. hey did you see supersize vs superskinny. fucking hilarious. put lipstick on a pig and its still a pig lol.

fuck you. this kills people.

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