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wow…. really makes you wonder about your language

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whoever composed the mii music. Rivals mozart

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my s/o showed me fma:b because I never (fully) watched it years back and, ah, yes, here I am a billion years late

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me, begging on my knees, sobbing, voice raw, whispering quietly: please dear god let me enjoy something in moderation

brain: OBSESSED OBSESSED OBSESSED OBSESSED OBSESSED OBSESSED OBSESSED OBSESSED

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the duality of man

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It’s a good day to remember that I had a triceratops plushie for the majority of my childhood named Horny and my parents did nothing

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I procrastinate so much that I have a gaping hole of dread inside my chest where I think my other emotions are supposed to go. unless a potential employer is reading this, in which case I don’t do that & I have all the normal emotions that human beings have & I love capitalism

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Imagine 2012 tumblr blogs shipping these two posts together and like a 5 mile long post with fanart, fanfiction, and a kickstarter to make this a tv show/comic

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the slain comrade:

his successor:

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great fucking question ‘national conservative news network’

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i keep this quote on my bedroom wall so i dont forget about it. why did we let ted cruz forget about this anyways? why didnt we, as a society, make more fuss about this quote? im haunted by it daily since tedward cruz looks down upon me every night calling himself a rat fucker and NO ONE CARED we just let him SAY IT

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when a pokemon is both steel and feathers

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Oh shit y'all Lars can teleport now probably

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Whoever gets the most likes is the president