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she’s playing fucking reindeer games with you man
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My friend pioneered a game on accident called Let Hit after an embarrassing episode with a paper ball. It was the opposite of catch.
When someone threw something at you you had to willfully let it hit you. It wasn’t Let Hit if someone threw something at an unsuspecting victim. You had to see whatever it was coming and force yourself to take no action.
We got really good at Let Hit.
At group gatherings we’d play it like it was common knowledge, someone would chuck something at someone in the know and they’d just let it hit them and we’d explode with praise. “You’re so good at Let Hit!” “Look at this guy, he’s a champion!” “Not even a blink, he’s so talented!”
And it was so stupid but everyone not in on the game would be like ??? What are the rules??? And we’d just tell them what it was and you could tell we were selling them on the idea that it was fun but it was just getting stuff thrown at you.
So they’d start playing too and we’d just be like, “Oh yeah, you’re okay, I guess.” “Need to work on your form a bit” “Not everyone is good right away, y'know?”
Everyone Really wanted to be good at Let Hit. And it was literally just us throwing garbage at each other. My teen years were wild.
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I don't think you should be telling people you hope they die :c there are other ways to disagree with a person besides wishing death upon them.
oh i dont wish death upon people i disagree with i wish death upon people i want to die
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sometimes when you cant find something, its on the ground.
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I loved when AI art could never be anything but AI art. the dreams of a computer. now it's all boobs and photorealistic women doing bad kink. but I remember you. I miss you. I love you, Secret Horses.
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Hello, dear friends, how are you?
I’m writing this post while facing certain death.
I want to ask you, why have you stopped helping us? Is it because we’ve reached this point? Is it because we’ve reached €49,000?
I want to tell you all that I am deeply grateful, but as of this moment and date, we have not received a single euro from these funds. Even though we are in desperate need of it, I want to clarify that we won’t even receive half of it due to the percentage taken by the GoFundMe platform, the bank, and the state.
I also want to explain that the currency exchange fees here in Gaza exceed 30%.
We are currently in dire need of assistance. Prices have skyrocketed to unimaginable levels. The price of a bag of flour now exceeds €300, and the cost of vegetables has risen to insane, unbelievable levels. As for meat and fish, they’ve become like a dream to us. We haven’t had a proper, healthy meal since the war began.
We are now forced to survive on just one meal a day.
Let me ask you, how would you feel if you hadn’t had a proper meal for two days? Or if you were unable to have your lunch today?
We are now facing famine. Please, we beg you to help us. Please donate. Please share this post so it can reach someone capable of donating.
Let’s aim to reach €60,000 by the end of next week. I can’t do this alone, but with your support for me and my family, we can achieve it.
Please, don’t leave us alone. If you’re interested in helping, follow my account. @abdalsalam1990
Once again, I’m pleading with you to donate and share this post with your friends.
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Please all my friends share it, write a comment and tag your friends so they can share it too.
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Why are we bringing back the fascism and white nationalism of the 1930s instead of bringing back full movies with intermissions built in. If Wicked wants to be four hours I should get to do that all at once with a pee break supported by sweeping entr’acte music
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