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ive been trying to get this bottle open for 5 minutes. So i thought i’d take a picture to commemorate the event
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Stop saying “there are plenty of fish in the sea”. I’ve got my eye on one specific, emotionally distant salmon with commitment issues
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Remember Luigi is currently innocent
Couldn't Be Any Conflict
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(affirming myself in the mirror) if that fictional man was real he would fuck you. He would fuck you. You're his exact type. If he saw you he'd get a boner instantly. He would fuck you he would fu
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reblog if you would give cheeses to these meeces
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Man and his dog in a Photo Booth at Grand Central Station, 1943
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just because elphaba is gay doesn't mean she's a friend of dorothy. in fact,
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