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Jotaro Kujo just triggered me if you made any art featuring him please burn it.

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-wakes up from a coma- Do people still shove breadsticks in their purse?

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I'm gay and yosen is better than shutoku nanodayo

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Pros and cons of having long hair

Pro: fucking beautiful I look like a goddess

Con: get the fuck out of my face

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I just ate a slice of pizza with Cheetos on it #livinglife

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moe sleeves (ae/aer) 

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"I don't see what Bubbles' fucking problem is, because the people that come from garbage that buy garbage are going to have cats

Ricky “Trailer Park Boys”

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Every flower must grow through dirt.

(m.f.) six word story #27 (via artofephemera)

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This is too important not to share

"Faggot"

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This is still my favourite tweet from the shitpost war with Kae.

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THE SICKEST 200CC PLAY EVER

THE WORLD WILLED ITSELF INTO A FORM WHERE ISABELLE WOULDN’T BE HARMED

(vine ver)

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Advice for girls: buy skinny jeans in the boy’s section

They’re more comfortable, still form fitting, and best of all: THE POCKETS. THEY HAVE ACTUAL POCKETS.

don’t believe me? look:

these are boys pants, and they look just as good on me as any other skinny jeans I own

See that phone? I’m going to put it in the pocket. Must be so small right??

Ah yes, girl pants length. Probably can’t fit any further than that-

what? what’s this?

Good god. Oh good lord in heaven. This is blasphemous.

Look at how much room is still there. There’s chaos in the streets. Babies are crying. Fashion designers are screaming out of fear of the unknown.

Buy your pants in the boys section, girls. Live in the beautiful world you deserve where you can fit shit in your pocket.

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Hot fuzz is on Netflix? There goes my afternoon

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NEW VIDEO RELEASED OF MENTALLY ILL MAN TASED TO DEATH IN POLICE CUSTODY FOR “SAGGING PANTS”

On November 26, 2013, 38 year old Ervin Edwards, partially deaf and mentally ill, was arrested by police for sagging his pants and taken to the West Baton Rouge Parish jail in Louisiana. He only lived for a few more minutes inside of the cell.

For 18 months, police have lied over and over again about what happened the night Ervin Edwards died in their custody. Now that a video of their despicable actions has been released, ( Warning very tough to watch ) it’s clear they murdered this man and left him to die all alone in his jail cell. 

Here are the 5 things you need to know:

The Video Shows an Officer Held a Taser on Him for 1 Minute, Contradicting Earlier Claims

Edwards Was Left Alone & Unresponsive in the Cell for 10 Minutes Before He Was Given Medical Aid

An Internal Review Found No criminal wrongdoing by the Officers

His Girlfriend Told Officers He Had Health Issues That Could Make the Use of a Taser Fatal

A Corrections Expert Said the Video is ‘One of the Worst Things I’ve Seen’

Source / Source / Video

#Stay Woke

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Artist: とりこ Pixiv ID: 54552

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and for fucks sake, if you're gonna drive DO. IT. SOBER.

Wear your fucking seatbelts and keep your eyes on the road so you dont accidentally end someones life

Just a psa, from my hospital bed, post car crash.