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Not to sound like an unrepentant filth addled slut but I kinda need someone to stroke my hair

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Not to sound like an unrepentant filth addled slut but I kinda need someone to stroke my hair

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turned on the news and the guy was saying that i still got it. me specifically first and last name and everytbing and my hometown

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"12 hour allergy relief" lmfao bitch I will be sneezing again in 5, 6 hours. im ignoring all dosing recommendations im not a coward i live this 24/7/365. i have so many histamines some of them are herstamines and they're just for the ladies. title ix. cough sniffle n choke squad every day, every way, we itchin CON TIN NEW WALL-E no rest for the afflicted. pass me another little white pill im bout to sneeze loud as hell. uncle sneezes. grandfather sneezes. don't even put my newspaper down just blast that thing both barrels open mouth rattling like a thundersheet backstage at a high school play: "sandra im Not allergic to the dog" implying being allergic to shit is gay. don't even call that Claritin anymore we refer to each other by our Christian names: Loratadine. what a beautiful name for a baby girl

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I think being a girl just makes it so 90% of your life revolves around trying really hard to convince yourself and others you are not a bad person. The other 10% is being sad that your butt isnt big enough

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hey. put this bunny on your dashboard.

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Of course it goes without saying that I am hopelessly dependent on the ingot

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go take care of that self sufficient trans girl who insists she can handle everything herself 👍

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love the word “rapscallion”. like not only are you a rascal but you’re also kind of spring onion about it too

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i hate dark souls and i hate anyone who is good at dark souls

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How are my sweetie pees