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would you consider yourself an intelligent and sensitive pervert?

i've been saving this in my inbox for months because i don't feel like i have the words to match this. it's a shameful breach of my humility to answer yes, yes i do consider myself an intelligent and sensitive pervert. i love how you worded that. this is like a therapist's screening question.

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PSA:

1. If you are not silly, it is vital you become silly

2. If you are silly, you must stay silly

2. If you used to be silly but have stopped, you must make all efforts to return to silliness

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im in copenhagen

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me as a 14th century knight: this sucks i'm gonna fms (translator's note: fall on my sword)

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Most intriguing sentence ever

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the idea that dressed boring/plain means a person is boring is well... uh. ok. i'm going to be nice. some of us don't live in outfit world.

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you ever have situations that make you want to take people by the shoulders and go "you are not 15 any longer. this behavior is no longer quirky and cute. it is exhausting for you and everyone else to act like a teenager you haven't been in a decade or longer. knock it the fuck off"

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i think someone made this post before but what color would your tail be if we were playing mermaids together

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Don’t spend too much time with your family tomorrow we still need you here to post ok?

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they won't tell you this in therapy but sometimes the best way to stop catastrophizing/anxiety is to interrupt your spiraling with "girl what the hell are you talking about"

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mr. j!! you’re on my explore page

Ah... Tumblr san may tell you that the time I'm exploring your PC via neko-pathy...

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the first man to receive a blowjob millennia ago died upon orgasm. the second was put into a month-long coma. the tribe forbid the act from being done again, but it was nonetheless performed a third time, in secret. the technique had been perfected and the man survived 

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