archangel444
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archangel444 · 4 days ago
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archangel444 · 4 days ago
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kind of true #fuck my body #massive breasts
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archangel444 · 6 days ago
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aya takano
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archangel444 · 7 days ago
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hitting the green tea really hard then immediately opening the Wii forecast channel
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archangel444 · 7 days ago
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archangel444 · 8 days ago
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"Ok, ma'am that'll be 226.03$."
I take my wallet out of my pocket and unfold it. It is empty other than a single moth that lazily flies out. The moth lands on the tap point of the card reader. There's a beat, and my payment is processed. The moth flies back into my wallet and I put it back in my pocket.
#x
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archangel444 · 8 days ago
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The way you change your immediate reactions to things is that you catch yourself having an uncharitable/bigoted/overly judgmental thought and you catch it and replace it and then you do that a hundred times a day for your whole life and eventually one day like five years later you realize that you think differently now and you’ll always be working on something but that’s how life goes and that’s fine.
#p
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archangel444 · 8 days ago
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The 81 bus to Jefferson Park took so long that many of the people waiting at the bus stop started doing subsistence agriculture and crude pottery
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archangel444 · 9 days ago
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I got the Uber driver to play bombastic by shaggy today is like the best day evertr
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archangel444 · 10 days ago
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archangel444 · 10 days ago
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archangel444 · 10 days ago
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Mommy's going to obliterate your cervix. Mommy's going to blow your cunt up with hammers
#evilblr #evildom #killer #villain #evilpussy
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archangel444 · 10 days ago
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yeah well. I'll jump off that bridge when I come to it.
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archangel444 · 10 days ago
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yeah well. I'll jump off that bridge when I come to it.
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archangel444 · 10 days ago
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Garlic powder & onion powder are literally like two beautiful twin sisters brushing eachothers long hair at the lake by moonlight one last time before they both walk into the forest and kill themselves
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archangel444 · 10 days ago
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i had this thought right before it got repealed and it didnt seem appropriate to make the post. but the abortion rights case in splatoon would still be named Roe vs. Wade
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archangel444 · 12 days ago
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why are u here
to witness everything with all of you
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