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[archangel-michael-of-heaven]

I’m literally just here to do all the cracked out things the other characters the mod has won’t. There will be no effort put into this account. I’m gay and tired.

Lutualverse explanation can be found here. Go follow the other hotties and catch up on the stories. Or don’t, I just work here.

[archangel-michael-of-heaven]

Hello and Welcome!

If you’re here, you’ve probably seen it interacting with some of the lutual blogs and assume that this is another RP blog.

You’re both right and wrong! This blog is an RP blog, but not in the same sense as most.

This blog does not have a set character or characters associated with it, instead it takes the role of any background characters needed to tell our stories. We can’t have a blog for every character ever, its just not possible (despite how some of our group might try /j). Our solution was to build an account to play some of those characters that wont be seen often. Maybe a quickly defeated villain, a character whose presence is important but doesn’t have much of importance outside of an interaction or two, or just a fun little one off side character.

The characters can be played by ANY of the Lutuals. All of us have access to it.

At the time of writing this, we do not have asks on for this account. The Lutual Statements are still listed in full below, please read them before interacting with any of our accounts.

Lutual Statement

After a pretty rough week with a lot going on, the Lutuals have decided that moving forward we will be a bit more selective regarding certain things. We love sharing our characters and developing new and interesting storylines for people to read and interact with and want to continue doing so while protecting ourselves and our mental health. Please see below on the things we expect moving forward.

Asks, anon or not, will be deleted on sight and the sender blocked if they fall into any of the following categories:

NSFW - finding the characters hot is fine! Telling the mods what you want to do to those characters sexually is not!

Violence - show typical violence may be part of storylines or backstory to inform characterization! Graphically describing violence you would like to see done to the characters doesn't! To vent frustrations with characters, please throw a bible at them; the mods will get the message just fine.

Hate Speech - the Lutualverse is a fun spinoff of the Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss settings and isn't the place for social or political commentary. We're just here for the various shades of queer relationships; if you're not, kindly move along.

Spam - many Lutuals utilize their queues for asks and submissions; if you sent it once, we probably got it and will answer asks and post submissions in due time. Sending more than once will just confuse Tumblr and annoy the mod.

To better form a cohesive, consistent universe with multiple storylines, the current Lutualverse is a set roster you can find here, all of whom have been vetted as 18+. As the blogs, storylines, and shows are 18+, it is recommended that minors do not interact. We are not accepting applications at this time to join the Lutualverse, though individual mods may respond to starters at their discretion; these events will not be canon to the universe.

It has also come to our attention that some blogs are claiming to be part of the Lutualverse despite not being official members.

While we appreciate that people enjoy our work, we DO NOT appreciate being impersonated or having unaffiliated members claiming to be part of our canon.

At the time of writing, the ONLY Lutuals are as follows:

@joy-eris-joy

@able-juice

@silvireal

@texanredrose

@kambiteydragon

@moreausposts

@hazbin-hoe-tell

@canibalistic-brownie

@greybazzy

@seecatrun

@pseudobun

@atttwoood

@paperroxas

Any new blogs or members will be announced by ONE OF US and will be LISTED on the Lutuals roster.

Any unaffiliated users claiming to be part of our verse WILL BE BLOCKED.

Again, we would like to stress that we enjoy the interaction and support. This is to protect us and better craft compelling stories. Thank you for your understanding.

-The Lutuals

[archangel-michael-of-heaven]

@your-favorite-therapist The Exorcists’ therapist? I knew Adam’s leadership had made them weak.

@your-favorite-spyho Enemies to lovers? Don’t be ridiculous. Love has no place in a soldier’s life.

@ask-kori @imp-poster-blitzo I will not waste any time on insignificant hellspawn.

@seraphim-perach Greetings, young one. Have you seen Sera?

@lanagonzalez A mortal? Shouldn’t you be kneeling?

@ask-sera I am once more honored by your consideration, Your Highness.

@adam-the-dickmaster Adam. First Man, first to fail Heaven’s Army. Were I still Commander, I would lead a truly respectable army.

-⚔️

That send a heart emoji game, but it better encompasses the complex feelings between queer mutuals/followers:

❤️~ I’m deeply in love with you even though we’ve never met Irl

🧡~ I have feelings for you but will never tell you that off anon

💛~ We’re just friends… unless?

💚~ I want to be you

💙~ We’re actually just good friends, but I would die for you

💜~ You’re hot and you intimidate me

🩵~ You’re so cool, and I genuinely want to be besties

🤎~Me, you, and a U-Haul?

❣️~ I don’t know if I hate you or if I’m attracted to you

❤️‍🔥~ Oil up

❤️‍🩹~ Please get help

💌~ Why do you live so far away? 😭

💔~ If we were married we’d get divorced in less than a year

🫀~ You make me go feral

♥️~ You’re my type

💘~ I would fight you in a Wendy’s parking lot

💞~ Enemies to lovers?

💗~ I want to start an intense platonic friendship with you

💓~ We would destroy each other

💕~ You’re my dear old friend (homosexual undertones)

💖~ I’m judging you ☕️

🫶~ We’re bros/besties, but if you asked me out, I wouldn’t necessarily say no…

🫰~ I antagonize you because I care <3

😘~ I have a crush on you, AND I want to be you

🥰~ Pay attention to me 🥺

💑~ Let’s be roommates 😉

🤍~ You scare me, and not in a hot way

🩶~ We would not get along

🖤~ I’m outside your window 😀

💟~ I’m afraid of messaging you first

[archangel-michael-of-heaven]

Happy birthday to my amazing friend Avery (@/informist).

I'm now 22, and you would've been 19 this year. I was looking forward to celebrating our birthday together. I'm still thinking of you.

I know this isn't much and that I kinda screwed up the files a bit (the colors are supposed to be much brighter than this but for some reason my program can't handle it), but I still hope you enjoyed this.

[archangel-michael-of-heaven]

Just a reminder that spamming me with asks (especially when it’s the same one every time) is a guaranteed way to get blocked.

[archangel-michael-of-heaven]

I suppose it's time to make one o' them introduction posts.

I am Satan, ruler of the Seven Rings of Hell since the pretty boy can't be bothered anymore, and ultimate infernal authority. Welcome to my court, where I pass judgment on every wretched soul who comes before me. Now, I'm a busy man, so I suggest you keep it brief and move right along.

What, were you expecting more? Go find a Goetia if you want theatrics; I've got my next meeting to get to.

[archangel-michael-of-heaven]

Welcome 🙏

My name is Yogurt and I’ll be your guide. Feel free to ask about my in depth guided meditations.

Remember folks, ‘as above, so below, as within, so without, as the universe, so the soul.’

Peace be with you friends.

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This is a role play blog for Yogurt (Satans personal therapist), a canon character from the helluva boss series. This blog is affiliated with the Lutualverse™️. However, this blog can and will interact with others so feel free to interact.

Please, No excessive violence, hate speech, or spam.

Any asks and/ or comments including these will be deleted.

Account holder is 21+: minors DNI

Main account: @hazbin-hoe-tell

[archangel-michael-of-heaven]

(Answering IC)

That send a heart emoji game, but it better encompasses the complex feelings between queer mutuals/followers:

❤️~ I’m deeply in love with you even though we’ve never met Irl

🧡~ I have feelings for you but will never tell you that off anon

💛~ We’re just friends… unless?

💚~ I want to be you

💙~ We’re actually just good friends, but I would die for you

💜~ You’re hot and you intimidate me

🩵~ You’re so cool, and I genuinely want to be besties

🤎~Me, you, and a U-Haul?

❣️~ I don’t know if I hate you or if I’m attracted to you

❤️‍🔥~ Oil up

❤️‍🩹~ Please get help

💌~ Why do you live so far away? 😭

💔~ If we were married we’d get divorced in less than a year

🫀~ You make me go feral

♥️~ You’re my type

💘~ I would fight you in a Wendy’s parking lot

💞~ Enemies to lovers?

💗~ I want to start an intense platonic friendship with you

💓~ We would destroy each other

💕~ You’re my dear old friend (homosexual undertones)

💖~ I’m judging you ☕️

🫶~ We’re bros/besties, but if you asked me out, I wouldn’t necessarily say no…

🫰~ I antagonize you because I care <3

😘~ I have a crush on you, AND I want to be you

🥰~ Pay attention to me 🥺

💑~ Let’s be roommates 😉

🤍~ You scare me, and not in a hot way

🩶~ We would not get along

🖤~ I’m outside your window 😀

💟~ I’m afraid of messaging you first

[archangel-michael-of-heaven]

Hello and Happy New Year everyone!

I hope everyone has had a good time celebrating the New Year with friends, family or whoever!

Just wanted to post this to state that my responses to RPs and questions may be a bit slower this year, at least for now, since I’m currently busy with internships and general life stuff.

Thank you to all my supporters and of course to my beloved loots. I hope to share lots more of my stories with everyone here!

[archangel-michael-of-heaven]

Just a reminder that spamming me with asks (especially when it’s the same one every time) is a guaranteed way to get blocked.

[archangel-michael-of-heaven]

Just a reminder that spamming me with asks (especially when it’s the same one every time) is a guaranteed way to get blocked.

[archangel-michael-of-heaven]

Just a reminder that spamming me with asks (especially when it’s the same one every time) is a guaranteed way to get blocked.

[archangel-michael-of-heaven]

Small Hiatus Notice

Hello everyone!

I will be taking another hiatus from tumblr just to recuperate from this year. I don't have an exact date for when I'll be back, but probably around Christmas. DMs are always open if you need anything!

[archangel-michael-of-heaven]

LUTUALVERSE WRAP-UP: After the Dance

@askoverlordvox can't sue me for this because this interaction technically doesn't even exist. Looks like The Powers That Be got bored and decided to load more busywork onto me (again) which is why I've been tasked with delivering the all-encompassing Lutualverse Wrap-Up. Come join me on this recap of sad gays and what they're doing on your dashboard. 'Tis the season for Flashbacks, because we have backstories in spades. @ask-sera has been taking @ask-emily-em-emmy on a traumatic trip through Heaven which totally doesn't foreshadow anything going on in the current timeline.

And we can't forget about the love-at-first-bite saga between @exorcist-ava and @exorcist-canine, something that all started when a young, smoke-free Ava rearranges Canine's nose with her teeth for tormenting @seraphim-adina, and then continued when they met again later and vandalized some property in the name of romance and artistic expression. This hectic little love story continues with some second date pole-dancing and ends with Canine accepting Ava's aromanticism by breaking up with her. Young love. Never works out.

@your-favorite-therapist has been busy in the past with helping our resident cousin of the cobra chicken @seraphim-sarai find her mentor and with helping Ava, still (mostly) smoke-free, embrace her inner New Yorker, bringing Ava one step closer to the bushy-browed street rat we all know and (somehow) love.

Another blast from the past to keep an eye on is the first meeting between @sinner-peyton and @ask-sadie-morgan during their living years. Peyton before her character development era? Gee, we all know how that will end.

And now in the current timeline, we have @the-cozy-shark opening for business after a conversation between @zestialmorde and @helluvahotelfan. And because this is a Lutualverse event, we can't have peace for five minutes.

Like any sane person, @ask-kori decides to kidnap and torture Ava, all while Canine and Sarai get kidnapped by the newly appointed Goetia @prince-pruflas as they try to get to the Envy Ring. On that note, I should probably mention that @ask-king-paimon decided to remember that @official-stolas was his son just so he could disown him after the whole trial ordeal. @your-favorite-spyho died but got better, and ends up returning to Hell to commit an act of public indecency with Adina after she comes to take him back. @sinner-obie is hard at work turning Peyton into a decent person through the power of love and sweatpants. On the NRWE-verse side of things, @joyer-is-joy has been hard work trying to build a harem from canon and non-canon entities alike. Why? Hell if I know. I just work here. So that's it for today's fascinating wrap-up. @ask-jane-lane, if you're reading this...

-🤓

[archangel-michael-of-heaven]

If you dare diddle Blitzø non-consensually, I will go back in time and abort Octavia's fetus!

((Dear followers, this is a prime example of what not to send me in an ask. I know these are fictional characters, but what the fuck is wrong with you, anon? ‘If you r*pe this guy, I’ll go back and kill your unborn child’? Seriously? That’s sick on so many levels and I highly recommend you seek counseling of some sort. Also, nice try using the anon feature. I know who you are and you’re lucky I’m not tagging you directly to show people how sick you are. I am, however, blocking you, so I hope you enjoyed the blog while it lasted but you’ve fucked around and now you get to find out. Good luck in therapy because you most definitely need it.))

[archangel-michael-of-heaven]

"Hi, I'm Niffty! It's nice to meet you! It's been a while since I've made new friends!"

🪳🔪MDNI! 18+ No Minors!🔪🪳

Part of the Lutualverse

🪳Mod: Pseudobun (Evie) 22 she/her

🪳 18+ slight nsfw topics

🪳 Queue is mostly first come first serve, unless the bit requires otherwise.

🪳Anxiety go brrr feel free to Dm if I've crossed a line and I will do my best to fix it (Dms will not be in character)

🪳 Niffty’s opinions do not necessarily reflect mod’s opinions… on any topic. I have received hate for some of these opinions in the past so I would like to make that clear

Lutual Statement

After a pretty rough week with a lot going on, the Lutuals have decided that moving forward we will be a bit more selective regarding certain things. We love sharing our characters and developing new and interesting storylines for people to read and interact with and want to continue doing so while protecting ourselves and our mental health. Please see below on the things we expect moving forward.

Asks, anon or not, will be deleted on sight and the sender blocked if they fall into any of the following categories:

NSFW - finding the characters hot is fine! Telling the mods what you want to do to those characters sexually is not!

Violence - show typical violence may be part of storylines or backstory to inform characterization! Graphically describing violence you would like to see done to the characters doesn’t! To vent frustrations with characters, please throw a bible at them; the mods will get the message just fine.

Hate Speech - the Lutualverse is a fun spinoff of the Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss settings and isn’t the place for social or political commentary. We’re just here for the various shades of queer relationships; if you’re not, kindly move along.

Spam - many Lutuals utilize their queues for asks and submissions; if you sent it once, we probably got it and will answer asks and post submissions in due time. Sending more than once will just confuse Tumblr and annoy the mod.

To better form a cohesive, consistent universe with multiple storylines, the current Lutualverse is a set roster you can find here, all of whom have been vetted as 18+. As the blogs, storylines, and shows are 18+, it is recommended that minors do not interact. We are not accepting applications at this time to join the Lutualverse, though individual mods may respond to starters at their discretion; these events will not be canon to the universe.

It has also come to our attention that some blogs are claiming to be part of the Lutualverse despite not being official members.

While we appreciate that people enjoy our work, we DO NOT appreciate being impersonated or having unaffiliated members claiming to be part of our canon.

At the time of writing, the ONLY Lutuals are as follows:

@joy-eris-joy

@able-juice

@silvireal

@texanredrose

@kambiteydragon

@moreaustars

@hazbin-hoe-tell

@canibalistic-brownie

@greybazzy

@seecatrun

@pseudobun

@atttwoood

@paperroxas

Any new blogs or members will be announced by ONE OF US and will be LISTED on the Lutuals roster.

Any unaffiliated users claiming to be part of our verse WILL BE BLOCKED.

Again, we would like to stress that we enjoy the interaction and support. This is to protect us and better craft compelling stories. Thank you for your understanding.

-The Lutuals

[archangel-michael-of-heaven]

Menu - The Cozy Shark

Black Tea

- Black Tea

- Sweet Iced Tea - Sweet, Southern and ice cold!

- Traditional Chai - Black tea with cinnamon, nutmeg, clove, allspice and milk

- Lemon Bomb - Black tea with dried lemon, lemon balm, rosemary, basil and honey. Ask about the hot toddy option! (+$7)

Green Tea

- Green Tea

- It was Mint to be - Green tea with dried mint, lime and ginger, steeped with fresh rose petals

Herbal Blends

- Ginger Tea

- Chamomile

- Zest-tea - Chamomile and skullcap with hints of motherwort and rose

Fruit Teas

- Earth’s Dessert - Raspberry, lemon, sage, thyme. Earthy blends with with a fruity twist.

- Peach snap - Peach, persimmon, ginger, basil and simple syrup

- Black-Razz - Blackberry, Raspberry, and Strawberry steeped with a dried sugarcane stick. Served over ice with a lemon slice

- Eve’s First Sip - Apple, Cinnamon, nutmeg and star anise

Floral Teas

- Stop and Smell the Roses - Dried rose petals and orange blossoms

- You Can Suckle My Honey - Dried honeysuckle flowers, elderflower and sage.

Other Drinks

- Chai Latte

((Everything after this is MUN info))

Hello, this account is run by @canibalistic-brownie @paperroxas and @texanredrose

Minors DNI.

This blog is a canon part of the lutualverse.

Below are announcements regarding that, the first including a list of other blogs from the lutualverse that we would 100% recommend following!

We will not respond to asks that include extreme violence, spam, explicit sexual content, or hate speech.

First Lutual Statement

Second Lutual Statement