archaeiccoffeedrinker

[archaeiccoffeedrinker]

..No???? Old me was just a self destructive idiot.

I do wonder if it is still common practice to stand directly in front of an attacking Pokemon while in battle.

[ hey, akari did it all the time. she was from this era, was she not? ]

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[archaeiccoffeedrinker]

One. Never underestimate german beer.

Two. Lord Helix.

Three. That was ████████ teaching it. Pity the princes torn them in twain.

apparently theres a bidoof out there that knows judgement...and draco meteor-

[archaeiccoffeedrinker]

I CAN EXPLAIN MYSELF- I GOT REALLY DRUNK AND ZYGARDE WAS OFF HELPING RAYQUAZA FIND A NEW METAL CHAIR

AND I ENDED UP MAKING A BIDOOF WITH JUDGMENT.

oh and an omanyte.

apparently theres a bidoof out there that knows judgement...and draco meteor-

[archaeiccoffeedrinker]

Humans have to realise by their standards their civilizations are all that horrible their not even their own standards level one. Even if you extend this to the full cosmic sclae, they are a mere blip on the timeline for one solar system in one random galaxy in an expanding universe contained in an also expanding multiverse.

[archaeiccoffeedrinker]

Hey god! Wanna get burgers together?

- @bb-baker

I don't have a digestive system

I can only absorb liquids and I don't want to put an already over processed item into a blender.

[archaeiccoffeedrinker]

Of course maybe the answer once was known.

Humanity have several theories over the "big bang" as they call it. The creation of the universe. One that interests me is sort of a cycle theory; the theory goes that the universe gets to a point where it implodes and explodes into a completely new universe.

Human mythology such as that of the northern Europeans in the region thy call "Scandinavia" had this concept of that of the gods being killed off in an event called "Ragnarök."

I question if this happened to our reality just different deities, different beings.

Interesting theory for sure.

Creation was always a strange concept. Principles that you understand are no energy can be made nor destroyed.

Than what did I preform on the first day? Did I rearrange a dead universe into a new one? What was the distortion realm when it was just the depths devoid of anything?

Questions that the one with the answer to doesn't exist.

[archaeiccoffeedrinker]

It's interesting how often humans act as if they were a deity of some signifigance. Making beings to make them suffer. To act high and mighty as if there was no Karma in the world.

Unfortunate for them Karma exists and is beyond any deity. All of us get some sort of it. Some of them got killed by their own creation, some live in fear of it.

Funny that if you treated your creations a TINY bit better, they might've not became bitter beings. Oh well, you can't even live with your own species without purging so much life in the crossfire.

[archaeiccoffeedrinker]

I am now confused on what this site is.

when in doubt slap His ass

[archaeiccoffeedrinker]

Mortals what is.. coindence?

[archaeiccoffeedrinker]

177 boops sofar. I am geniunely impressed by mortals.. urges.

WHAT IN THE NAME OF THE △▦ↂ⇎∑∞ IS THIS BOOPING NONSENSE FILLING MY NOTIFICATIONS!?

[archaeiccoffeedrinker]

all my blogs can be trick or treated on the reposts are probably just gonna be my blogs lol

[archaeiccoffeedrinker]

WHAT IN THE NAME OF THE △▦ↂ⇎∑∞ IS THIS BOOPING NONSENSE FILLING MY NOTIFICATIONS!?

[archaeiccoffeedrinker]

Pelipper Mail!

A cute Arceus plushie with ribbons and paper flowers.

-@arceus-in-human-form

Welp another one to the wall... I think it might be full.

I get these yearly, never from another Arceus piece.

[archaeiccoffeedrinker]

I forgot how to turn on the phone.

My current form can't press the side buttons due to the ends not being suitable.

[archaeiccoffeedrinker]

OOC: you misspelled archaic

I noticed, it's based off of a made up respelling of Arceus "Archaeus" instead of the actual word.

[archaeiccoffeedrinker]

Fair enough, must be tiring.

( @archaeiccoffeedrinker )

How have you settled since you left?

I probably should've checked in sooner.

Er, I suppose. I am trying to live among humans, though my new neighbors aren't very accepting of me.

[archaeiccoffeedrinker]

Maybe make up a human form and transform into it?

I mean transforming is one of the moves you learned straight out of the egg so I expect you still have it.

( @archaeiccoffeedrinker )

How have you settled since you left?

I probably should've checked in sooner.

Er, I suppose. I am trying to live among humans, though my new neighbors aren't very accepting of me.