archaeiccoffeedrinker
archaeiccoffeedrinker
An Archaic Existence.
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archaeiccoffeedrinker · 4 days ago
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archaeiccoffeedrinker · 4 days ago
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MMM END.
Archaeus didn't choose me. It needed me because only one who opened the gate can close it. I opened one side, Volo opened the other. That's why Ingo was here. Archaeus didn't realise the laws of the gate.
Archaeus can try and spin everything it has. But Archaeus is a dead man now so. A few hundred attempts of purging my mind shouldn't fully purge my mind when distortion is a voice that listens.
And now? I sit years after the gate's seal. The presence of the other side opening it once more. For Distortion gives no care about time. But I will not answer, whoever that is, will meet the distortion realm.
There is only me who remembers. Giratina has been in a constant state of shadowification to a far higher degree than ever shown to pokémon on Earth. Volo would've remembered but a traitor doesn't like to keep those that knew alive. Giratina's mind is in a constant state of disrepair, it will not realise until I come again, being recycled by the powers that be.
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archaeiccoffeedrinker · 4 days ago
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Archaeus didn't choose me. It needed me because only one who opened the gate can close it. I opened one side, Volo opened the other. That's why Ingo was here. Archaeus didn't realise the laws of the gate.
Archaeus can try and spin everything it has. But Archaeus is a dead man now so. A few hundred attempts of purging my mind shouldn't fully purge my mind when distortion is a voice that listens.
And now? I sit years after the gate's seal. The presence of the other side opening it once more. For Distortion gives no care about time. But I will not answer, whoever that is, will meet the distortion realm.
There is only me who remembers. Giratina has been in a constant state of shadowification to a far higher degree than ever shown to pokémon on Earth. Volo would've remembered but a traitor doesn't like to keep those that knew alive. Giratina's mind is in a constant state of disrepair, it will not realise until I come again, being recycled by the powers that be.
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archaeiccoffeedrinker · 7 days ago
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Did you know the Distortion Realm is void of time? Time's infinite realm does not fall here. After all, no one knows the gate. No one here can reach me.
Though Time doesn't exist here, I can still see into real space. My brother is seemingly going mad trying to retrace steps. Dialga seems to want to force Palkia to stop what it's current plan is.
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archaeiccoffeedrinker · 7 days ago
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.. You probably have some questions about me.
So why not ask some?
If it helps, I've been referred to as many things, 'Giratina', 'Distortion', 'The Lost One', 'Lord of the Lost', 'Lucy Archaeus.' And oh so many more.
You can ask as many as I'd be bothered to answer.
After all, my sibling will mostlikely cut the past connection to present.
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archaeiccoffeedrinker · 9 days ago
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Chat, my legs hurt like hell but I just heard God die. I'm not sure what to think of this but my snake is in constant stress now. Oh and I got another one to my snake family reunion... why does everyone look like deer in a form or the other BESIDES FOR LUCY
.. I inherited the wyrm gene.
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archaeiccoffeedrinker · 9 days ago
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My phone turned into God in 1852. Can't have shit in Hisui. ANYWAYS WHYSE THERE A VOICE IN MY HEAD IT'S ECHOING WHAT-
. IS THAT FUCKIN JUDGME-
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archaeiccoffeedrinker · 9 days ago
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Why do I hear horns, drums and trumpets.. WHY IS THERE A STAIRCASE. AW HELL NAW LUCY GET MY ASS OUT OF HERE.
... I can't.
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN YOU CAN'T.
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archaeiccoffeedrinker · 10 days ago
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After I beat that blondie, I don't think I've seen him around. He got incredibly creepy though, tried killing me with my own patron, TWICE IN A ROW! I might've killed him actually... I think getting shadow clawed to the stomach MIGHT'VE done that.
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archaeiccoffeedrinker · 10 days ago
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Team Galaxy should've been thankful for my ass, I singlehandedly fought 2 deities that made infinite reality and infinite time and then captured BOTH. Phone didn't do shit to back me up.
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archaeiccoffeedrinker · 10 days ago
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The survey corps is so funny theres only the 4 of us and we're having to carry the entire rest of Galaxy team since Expeditions in the name. That and we're the only fuckers that actually DO WORK, SECURITY CORPS DOES NOTHING! THERES ONLY ONE GOOD ONE AND THATS THEIR CAPTAIN. EVERYTHING ON MOUNT CORONET WENT SO BAD BECAUSE OF SECURITY CORPS NOT DOING SHIT AND ZISU HAVING HER DAY OFF.
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archaeiccoffeedrinker · 10 days ago
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Kamado keeps on being on my ass for having cut holes in my survey corps uniform, PLEASE KAMADO JUST STOP, CYLLENE ALREADY STOPPED GIVING 2 SHITS AFTER I GOT REHIRED, JUST STOP ALREADY SMH.
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archaeiccoffeedrinker · 11 days ago
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Rotumblr Ask game . ( lets explore concepts and perspectives. Ask questions and tell a story)
💀 -tell me of loss
💭-tell me of dreams
🪬-tell me of gods
👹-tell me of demons
🔮 -tell me of powers
❤️‍🩹-tell me of wounds
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archaeiccoffeedrinker · 11 days ago
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Hm? The missing Reshiram Chosen? Odd to see them just about, I guess it didn't occur yet? Still doesn't make sense with time formatting but, I'm working off of estimates I can make in the past.
Wake up.
Wake up.
WAKE UP.
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archaeiccoffeedrinker · 11 days ago
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Great, The Exiled One had this account before I.
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archaeiccoffeedrinker · 11 days ago
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In the darkness somethings-
... GREAT. Fucking GREAT. Finally a connection back to my time.... albeit years prior, great. Hello my name is.. just call me Akari. Theres a few things but just refer to me by they/them or name. The voices have took my ass I guess, so I look very weird according to Lav and Rei.
MMM.
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archaeiccoffeedrinker · 11 days ago
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Wake up.
Wake up.
WAKE UP.
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