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no thank you

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A few of the more creative spellings of Christmas I’ve come across while looking for Dear Santa letters in old newspapers this year.

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quick sillyfrin for the funsies

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Siffrin Fashion shows!!

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thanks for making me this hot tea bro. Why did the steam make the shape of a skull and crossbones when you stirred it lol

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My parents have a “Festivus” party every year and this year I found this sign on their bedroom door

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their smile and optimism: gone

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nothing in the new fallout show will ever have the raw cinematic power of this bit

(source)

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Have you ever wondered how someone meets Santa? Well, you need to follow a very specific ritual to summon him.

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(That's what the script says after all...!)

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I'm thinking about sloth demon girls.

She's so much bigger and stronger than you and uses that fact to make sure you can't leave bed. Rent? Sweetie that's not real, have a snack and put your head on one of these sweaterpuppies

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i went to https://www.tumblr.com & i saw you there

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It’s been a hard day bro can you pet me

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What Isa sees when Sif eats food