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A true story from 1928 with a few artistic embellishments.

(And starring my disaster boys Jack and Al, of course)

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“i also choose this guy’s dead wife” was easily the #1 funniest thing to ever be written on the internet.

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juney

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quickie june drawing for trans visibility day !! :)

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juneheads have never taken an L

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this will forever be the funniest moment in final fantasy xiv to me. you are a bright young officer of the globe-spanning evil empire. over the last few months you've watched the entire empire crumble from the edges inward after the former crown prince killed his father and seized the throne so he could redirect the state toward his own occult ends. you have witnessed unbelievable horrors. you had to kill your own family. finally, you get a chance to stand across from the man who caused all this and ask: why? what was it all for?

and he goes, uh, because i wanted to, dipshit? that's literally the only reason anyone does anything? fuck, you're stupid. if you don't believe me ask literally anyone else. or even like an alien. they'll tell you they do whatever they want for the specific reasons they made up. and like that's literally fine we're all just doing what we want for the cool made-up reasons we each picked.

then a teenager roasts him and he vanishes from history forever. you were probably the last of your countrymen to ever see or speak to him, the man who burned down everything you knew and loved for nothing at all. and like the second to last thing he ever said to you, right between imparting his existentialist philosophy and threatening to kill you, was that aliens are real. he didn't even pause, just said "go ask an alien" and went on with his speech like aliens existing was a baseline assumption everyone could agree on.

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#172-#025-#026. The Pikachu line is known for their rubber cheeks, conductive tails and love for chewing wires, ruining plugs and stealing batteries. At least they're cute doing it.....................

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RIP Pope Francis (who gaf-2025)

The beloved old dude known to many as “the First Undertale Pope” passed away peacefully or something on the morning of April 21, 2025. He is survived by some red guys. His dying wish was expressed as “I heard they’re going to do Conclave in real life”

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Doing some yuri science

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THE SAKURA FISH IMAGE WAS DRAWN BY INITIAL-G???

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Me and U(FO) 👽🐄

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Nintendo direct today was literally the saddest direct I’ve ever seen. 15 minutes to justify the $80 price tags- and yet all they showed off new is the turbo jump or whatever it’s called.

Im not even frustrated anymore. It’s just tiring at this point.

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bug'tism ✨