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Genuine Question: Does anyone honestly for real legitimately unironically use this type of sex dice like:
"Its your turn, darling."
*rolls dice*
"ok now we do it doggy style"
*changes position from missionary to doggy*
"oh wait let me set up the 5 minutes timer again"
I legit can not imagine any other scenario with these 😭
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how tf is anyone ever confused if their cat loves them? my cats will literally put my face inbetween their paws and look me deep in the eyes, telling me "i love you so fucking much ur literally my mom"
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my hubby made this for our aniversary last year 💚
a little something i drew for my good lady wife @arcangelotheory <3
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What if WWDITS and Ghost lore was is the same universe? i just can't stop imagining these two being dorks together. Baron Afanas and Papa Nihil as old besties :')
#the band ghost#papa nihil#baron afanas#wwdits#what we do in the shadows#papa emeritus iv#papa emeritus iii#papa terzo#papa copia#papa emeritus lll#papa emeritus 4#fanfic#wwdits x ghost lore#sister imperator#adorkable
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found my old Tumblr account with my Art 💚
𝖄𝖔𝖚 𝖜𝖎𝖑𝖑 𝖜𝖊𝖆𝖗 𝖞𝖔𝖚𝖗 𝖎𝖓𝖉𝖊𝖕𝖊𝖓𝖉𝖊𝖓𝖈𝖊 𝖑𝖎𝖐𝖊 𝖆 𝖈𝖗𝖔𝖜𝖓
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Ever since watching WWDITS I've only seen ships like Nandermo (like 90% of all) and like Colin Robinson with someone or Nandor/Marwa/Guide etc. It just makes me think no one ships Nadja and Laszlo with anyone else bc they are just perfect as a couple. Nadja and Laszlo are the the GOAT
#wwdits#nandermo#what we do in the shadows#nandor the relentless#nandor x guillermo#nadja of antipaxos#nadja wwdits#laszlo cravensworth#fx#matt berry
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