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you, a fool: vax-vax isn’t real he can’t hurt me
vax-vax:
#he can and he will#but don’t worry it’ll just be a slight prick (the needle) or a really fucking big one (a knife)#the legend of vox machina#vax’ildan#vaccine vax’ildan#get vaccinated#aj abstractions
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this reminds of my calc class senior year. It was a room full of almost-18-year-olds and when those sparkly star stickers were brought out, we would go absolutely FERAL
consider: teenagers aren’t apathetic about everything they’re just used to you shitting all over whatever they show excitement about
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Had so much fun designing this series of mermaid paintings based off of Indian saris! More art here: www.instagram.com/kelseyeng32
Also I am looking for illustration work - editiorial, YA, etc if anyone knows of anything :)
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I had nightmares about Silence In The Library for days after watching it
Was there an episode of Dr Who that really scared you?
Dude, Waters of Mars still freaks me out…
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Help
I wanna watch some black and white movies cuz I’ve rarely watched them
Please give me recommendations!
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Quarantine giving me time to make all the dumb jokes I always wanted
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Just listened to Hadestown for the first time all the way through.
And yoURE TELLING ME THEY DONT EVEN MAKE IT OUT?! I WAS SO INVESTED AND NOW IM SAD
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every now and then… you gotta stop and smell the roses… and the frog!
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she knows she’s not allowed to bark at the cat, so her loophole is just to make a bunch of noises that are not barking instead.
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Everyone who ever met Anakin Skywalker just walked away going “Yikes! What a mess! I hope somebody intervenes!” and then nobody ever did
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Robert Pattinson's commentary in Twilight is hilarious
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TIL that if you had all human knowledge inside your brain, it would essentially make you a black hole.
Wtf
(SciGuys podcast ep “the ideal black body”)
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i can’t wait until october when there’s no sun outside and everything is cute colors and it’s cold and there are terrible horror movies on tv, my power is at its peak then
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me .01 seconds after emphatically saying yes to plans
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