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boiling chicken sounds illegal? i've never done it before? has anyone boiled chicken? and not died?
#i've lived for so so many years and never seen anyone boil chicken#what's chicken without the sear?????#meat in general?#to be fair i just love a sear on everything#oven or frying pan#why do u boil stuff#but CHICKEN?
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sundried tomatoes my beloved <3
#felt this on a spiritual level#great comeback post#i will answer the asks!!!!! promise!!!!! i love u!!!!!#sundried tomatoes are that bitch though i'll marry them
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tall girls have so much aura i'm getting limb lengthening surgery
#i'm swedish i should be tall#i'm like worldwide bang on average height for a woman i think#i could do with a couple more inches. who wants to lend me some
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i was so drunk i ordered a hamburger with 5 slices of cheese on the side instead of just........ordering a cheeseburger. girl
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if there's one thing i know in life it's that i would never let george fuck me with my legs on his shoulders because a 6" man has nudged my cervix
#i'm so weak#and so shallow#i could never be a porn star#thank god he's married to someone who can actually take him#can i have a hot dude with an average dick?#would be the dream#or u can never try to manipulate me into a pretzel#that works too
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#getting railed and spat on#god i hate men so much this is the one i like the most and i want him to cry#he's so pretty#he deserves to cry#i can't even be mean to him i could never be a killer#i want him to cry and then be immediately comforted :(#i'm pathetic#HE'S pathetic
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george with hair was superior
#i'm starting a hate blog#he looked good with hair#he still looks good#i feel murderous#so instead of committing an actual crime i'm being controversial online in a very niche community
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IF HE WAS A PANCAKE HE WOULD BE A BLUEBERRY ONE IDK WHERE I WAS GOING WIGH THAT BUT OKAY PAST ME LMFAO 😭😭
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FISJFIS NO I GET IT, the thought of one makes my mouth water and so does george so it makes the most sense in the world that he'd be a blueberry pancake 💔
#ur iconic pls never stop with these#my life is in shambles and i love these asks jfisjfisj#love u!!!!!
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so so so incredibly close to needing the fucking psych ward i swear to GOD. i work from home everyday, i live alone and all of my friends are ditching me to hang out with MEN. i CANNOT make this shit up. i'm literally in solitary confinement. what the fuck did i do
#i'm going insane#genuinely#this is the only reason i date#to SEE PEOPLE#and then it only ADDS problems#like what's a girl to DO
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hi angel have these for ur joy !



I LOVE UUUUU.
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i need to give omega george forehead kisses and paint his nails really
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ALL OF THE FOREHEAD KISSES! and his skin would be so warm and then you'd pull away and see how glassy his eyes are and kiss his forehead again. and his NOSE. 😭
and oh god yes, paint his nails, braid his hair :(
#i must have had this subconsciously in my brain when i tagged my last post jfisjifjs#he needs to be taken care of :(#and he Loves it#but he won't say it because he doesn't want to be a burden#he's SILLY
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wait omg what about matty being the clingy one for once and omega george is absolutely shocked but so happy and overwhelmed 😭
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EEEEEE!! matty's like....u smell soooooo so good, pressing his nose into george's throat and like hugging him and george is just- letting him. like he doesn't know what to do with his hands, but eventually he hugs matty and then starts to tangle his fingers through his hair :( and matty's so content and george is like wait- I can make u feel like that too? he's such a fucking baby 🥺
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I feel like omega george would be a blueberry pancake actually (i don’t know why im thinking about pancakes at 10am but sure)
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would BE a blueberry pancake??????? i'm sorry i'm so slow i mean i agree somehow even if i'm confused. on a spiritual level he is. apple i always have fun with ur asks jfisjfijs
#this made me crave a pancake#and i've been craving hot dogs for the past few days#that is SO nasty#i've never had this craving in my life#oh my god i hope i'm not pregnant#these tags are spiraling out of control#god i miss omega george i need him to possess me actually
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AHHHH HI im so sorry i haven’t been active much but omggg bedfordxcx wedding im not okay
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U AND ME BOTH!!! (hate that for us) and also YES ? wtf ?!!! i'm the latest to the party ever but they looked so happy and in love i love that for them :(
#i say as i froth at the mouth at the mention of couples#IM SEPARATING MYSELF FROM THIS SITUATION#my old brain is answering this#they ARE the couple of the decade#no arguments
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hiiii i was stalking ur page (im sorry)
anyway i came across this post https://www.tumblr.com/arainesque/785272446304550912/opinions-on-this-pic-because-i-love-it-so-much-and
and i was wondering if you knew which article you were mentioning in the tags because i wanna read it and i can’t find it 😔
hi!!! don't be sorry i'm happy to hear that, i hope u had a good time hehe ❤️
i think the original page got taken down because i'm getting a 404 response rip. BUT i'm pretty sure this is word by word the same article just on fb!!! -> (x)
#i love when people come into my asks i'm just so fucking slow at answering lately :((((((#but thank u for dropping by!!! and i hope i provided the right link jifjijsf
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i would never fucking change my last name to a mans it actually makes me sick. also i have 2 and they're both cool. take mine bitch
#i'm a little ball of fury lately#i want to be soft and write fluff but my mental state would be like make someone cheat. make them cry!#I DONT LIKE IT#george can only cry if it's with immediate comfort#anyways i will not be changing any names ever#i'm not even in a relationship i'm just mad at the concept#lmao
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