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Thanks for the tag!! Soo, i'm going with

1. John Wick = John Wick saga

2. Aragorn = The Lord of the Rings

3. Morpheus = The Sandman

4. Robb Stark = Game of Thrones

5. Maleficent = Maleficent

6. Mazikeen = Lucifer

7. Thena = Eternals

8. Neo = Matrix

9. Ethan Hunt = Mission Impossible

10. Sirius Black = Harry Potter

(When i finished the list i realised i repeated the same movies and shows so i had to re do it and pull out characters out of nowhere)

Share ten different favorite characters from ten different pieces of media in no particular order then tag 10 other people 🎥🎬📺

Thanks for the tag @softguarnere 💞‼️

1. Eugene Roe - Band of Brothers

2. Tangerine - Bullet Train

3. Ove - A Man Called Ove

4. Waymond Wang - Everything Everywhere All at Once

5. Dr. King Schultz - Django Unchained

6. John Coffey - The Green Mile

7. Fred Fenster - The Usual Suspects

8. Sgt. Rita Vrataski - Edge of Tomorrow

9. Bobby Hicks - The Florida Project

10. Hillbilly Jones - The Pacific

Tags (if you want to): @celie-voss @tvserie-s-world @mscking7 @nixoninc

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Gandalf: Aragorn is even wearing his formal leather jacket.

Aragorn: It’s the one without any blood on it.

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Bard: Everyone’s happy!

Thranduil: I’m not happy.

Elrond: You don’t count. You’re never happy.

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Aragorn: how are we gonna stall them?

Legolas: with my obvious charm of course

Aragorn: … do we have a backup plan?

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Elrond: If you could go kill any five people, who would they be?

*Thranduil thinking hard*

Thranduil: I only get five?

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Legolas, holding the door: After you. Gimli: No thanks. I never let anyone walk behind me. 7/10 attacks are from the back. Legolas: Still leaves a 30% chance that I’ll attack you from the front. Gimli: Yeah but it’d be easier to stop. I could always bl– Legolas: *slaps him*

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Pippin: Boromir I can’t find my phone

Boromir: hang on let me call it

*phone rings* you are my dad (you’re my dad!) bOoGiE wOoGiE wOoGiE

Pippin:

Boromir:

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Boromir, a tired dad, trying his best to train the hobbits: okay, let’s try this one last time. collapsing building. orcs everywhere. what do you do??

Pippin:

Pippin: call the fello-

Boromir: yOU ARE THE FELLOWSHIP

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Just want to check who's following me- we're all incredibly disappointed by the new lord of the rings show right? That's universal? Because the more I find out about what they did to the main characters the more I hate it. And the costumes... They had the movies for inspiration, all the books for something new, and they choose... Bland armor. Short hair. Dwarves without beards. Elves with no flair. They made my boy Elrond an aspiring politician or something when he'd rather be just some guy.

I am fully aware this isn't the usual content I'm just. It's 12:30 at night and I've never been more hurt.

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Elrond: Well you can spend the rest of the day being bitter about this-

Thranduil: Agreed

Elrond: I was going to say “or” but why bother

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Why… why the FUCK… would you add characters… to the Silmarillion??? The one book… the ONE BOOK ON EARTH that has enough fucking characters

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*news about Amazon’s LOTR series dropping*

The collective Tolkien fandom: 

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LOTR fandom right now

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Amazon needs to hire whoever the fuck was in charge of casting background elves for Peter Jackson

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Elrond…. Blonde….. short hair…

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You're telling me THIS-

Is supposed to be an ELF? That's just a guy.

One of the traits of elves is their astonishing beauty and I'm not seeing ANY of that! One of the ways the original Lord of the Rings movies showed their beauty was by having everyone else having super sweaty, dirty hair in all the battles while the elves still had perfect hair. This guy doesn't even have enough hair for an elf and it looks like he just stuck his head in a pile of mud and rolled around. I'm just...

I feel at this point they're just trying to make it more rEaLiStiC by having the elf characters get dirty and having short hair during battles but GUESS WHAT IT'S A FANTASY IT ISN'T REALISTIC ANYWAY! Give me unrealistically and unbelievably perfect-looking elves with perfectly perfect hair in the middle of a great battle! COWARDS!

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answer the question amazon