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Aphrodite: the food is too hot, i can’t eat it
Ares: you’re too hot and i still eat you
Aphrodite: *blushes*
Ares: *winks*
Eros: one dinner- i juST WANT ONE FUCKING DINNER-
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#Cringe Damange
DnD Middle Earth one shot
The party was surrounded by hundreds of ghosts summoned by a Wraith
She elf warrior to human barbarian: So, before we die… one last f@ck?
DM: the Wraith suffers 2d10 cringe damange
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Index of Magical uses of Incense A - F
ACACIA:
Burned with sandalwood to stimulate the psychic powers.
AFRICAN VIOLET:
Burned for protection and to promote spirituality within the home.
ALLSPICE:
Burned to attract both good luck and money.
ALOE:
Burned to attract good fortune, love, spiritual vibrations, and strength.
ALTHEA:
Burned for protection and to stimulate the psychic powers.
AMBER:
Burned for love, comfort, happiness and healing
AMBERGRIS:
Burn for dreams and aphrodisiac
ANGELICA:
Burn for protection, harmony, integration, insight and understanding, stability and meditation
ANISE SEEDS:
Burned as a meditation and emotional balance incense.
BASIL:
Burned to exorcise and protect against evil entities such as demons and unfriendly ghosts, and to attract fidelity, love, good luck, sympathy, and wealth. This is also an excellent incense to use when performing love divinations. Also burn for concentration, assertiveness, decisiveness, trust, integrity, enthusiasm, mental clarity, cheerfulness, confidence and courage
BAY:
Burned to facilitate the psychic powers, and to induce prophectic dream-visions.
BAYBERRY:
Burned mainly to attract money and also burned for protection, happiness and control
BENZOIN:
Burned for purification, astral projection, clears negative energy, emotional balance, eases sadness, depression, weariness, grief, anger, anxiety and to attract prosperity.
BERGAMONT:
Burn for money, prosperity, uplifting of spirits, joy, protection, concentration, alertness, confidence, balance, strength, courage, motivation and assertiveness
BISTORT:
Burned often with frankincense as a powerful incense to aid divination.
BRACKEN:
Burned in outdoor fires to magickally produce rain.
CARDAMOM:
Burn for mental clarity, concentration, confidence, courage, enthusiasm and motivation
CARNATION:
Burn for protection, strength, healing, love and lust
CEDAR:
Burned for purification, to stimulate or strengthen the psychic powers, attract love, prevent nightmares, and heal various ailments, including head colds.
CEDARWOOD:
Burn for healing, purification, protection, money, balance, grounding, clarity, insight and wisdom
CHAMOMILE:
Burn for harmony, peace, calm, spiritual and inner peace
CINNAMON:
Burned for protection and to attract money, wealth, prosperity, business success, stimulate or strengthen the psychic powers, and aid in healing. Also burned for stimulation, strength and lust
CITRON:
Burned in rituals to aid healing and also to strengthen the psychic powers.
CITRONELLA:
Burn for cleansing, warding off, healing and exorcism
CLOVE:
Burned to dispel negativity, purify sacred and magickal spaces, attract money, and stop or prevent the spread of gossip. Also burn for pain relief, intellectual stimulation, business success, wealth, prosperity, divination, exorcism, protection, eases fears, improves memory and focus
COCONUT:
Burned for protection.
COPAL:
Burned for purification, uplifting spirits, protection, exorcism, spirituality and to attract love.
CYPRESS:
Burn for strength, comfort, healing, eases anxiety, stress, self-assurance, confidence, physical vitality, willpower and concentration
DAMIANA:
Burned to facilitate psychic visions.
DITTANY OF CRETE:
Burned to conjure spirits and to aid in divination, astral projection, especially when mixed with equal parts of benzoin, sandalwood, and vanilla.
DRAGONS BLOOD:
Burned to dispel negativity, exorcise evil supernatural entities, courage, purification, attract love, and restore male potency. Many Witches also burn dragon’s blood for protection when spell casting and invoking. When added to other incenses, dragon’s blood makes their magickal powers all the stronger.
ELECAMPANE:
Burned to strengthen the clairvoyant powers and scrying abilities-divination by gazing.
EUCALYPTUS:
Burn for healing, purification and protection
FERN:
Burned in outdoor fires to magickally produce rain. Also used to exorcise evil supernatural entities.
FRANKINCENSE:
Burned to dispel negativity, spirituality, purify magickal spaces, consecration, protect against evil, exorcism, aid meditation, astral strength, induce psychic visions, courage, protection, attract good luck, and honor Pagan deities.
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Made She-Ra icons! Feel free to use them, just pls credit me in your bio!
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Holy shit I needed this.
This shit happens people!!
People who infantalize women
Hurt those who are abused by women.
Do not downplay abuse done by women. Do not act like women cannot do terrible things. Do not act like women are unlikely to rape, commit acts of violence, manipulate, coerce or threaten.
If you do so, you are making it difficult for those who are in abusive relationships with women to get out. You are making them feel like this is normal. You are making them feel like nobody will believe them if they come out about it.
This does not just go for men in abusive relationships. Woman-woman relationships can be abusive too.
Stop treating women like perfect little angels who are incapable of abusing others. You are providing cover for abusers.
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✨🔮WITCH MERIT BADGES KICKSTARTER✨🔮
✨🔮LAUNCHING 8/13 at 12am EST ✨🔮
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Worst things of 2018
Alt-Left
Fake News
Worst Phrases, 2016-2018
Alt-left
Fake news
Nothing burger
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An Open Letter Too Antifa
Kys
kthxbye
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Heathers 2018
What the actual fuck.
NO THIS IS BAD
The Original movie was cute and a good take on high school movies at the time.
The Musical wasnt the best but the soundtrack really was catchy and It was cute seeing different actors portray the cast of Heathers
and now 2018.....
LITERALLY WHAT THE FUCKK
I know we are in some shitty progressive era and everyone needs to pander to eachother but the casting is just..
NO
The Heathers are supposed to be these “above it all figures” not a cow and some dude.
No hate towards the actors at all. Go Getem.
but the casting is just so off and its probably gonna be stupid cheesy...
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this is the penny of good fortune, reblog for good luck and eternal happiness
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I often wonder how that man is doing, what he is thinking now. Does he know that he became a legend in 2008? He was probably playing halo or cod on his day off from his job that barely got him enough cash to pay rent and his internet. He is probably a manager now at the same job. Making just a little bit over minimum wage. He is a good person with a little bit of an anger issue. Probably has found love by now. Probably...
Gamer Stock image every 2008 youtube video used
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Grape-kun has passed. please have a quiet,peaceful saturday :) he was the embodiment of loving someone based on feelings that he himself created. Even if he knew that cardboard would never love him back. He still kept his beak up high and loved it for what it was. We all feel like grape kun sometimes. Some of us more than others. Just remember, no matter what people say about you. Loving someone for who they are isnt wrong. Love is Love. even for penguins.
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Gerard: *lost Frank in crowd*
Gerard: Well, there’s only one option
Gerard: GERARD WAY SUCKS!
Jimmy Urine: WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT!?!
Gerard: Where did you even come from?
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