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Oh to be an adequately pudgy cat, kneading a soft blanket as though you are making some of the finest biscuits the world has ever seen
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Are the Vanguard obligated to not participate in the Crucible?
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Put a pancake on a girl’s head when she’s asleep to keep her warm and safe.
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cat tummies are a temptation of biblical proportions
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Any timeline where Cayde is still alive is a clown timeline.
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happy april fools. please take this bird
hahaha…….hooohoohoo
bamboozle!! i got you a bird and many eggs
ha!!
got you……….again……by the april fools beepers……it was multiple birds the entire time…not just one, no egg…………they tell u they hope u have a great april first
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There is a timeline where Oryx isn't a Hive god, but a Fortnite god
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Warlocks don't need weapons.
But we do need your credit card number, the expiration date, and the three numbers on the back. Please email the information to me at
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happy april fools. please take this egg
hahahahahha………………..
youve been fooled………………by the april fools beeper……………..it was a fully grown bird the entire time…..no egg………………it tells u it hopes u hav a good april 1st
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