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Nononono. I love SG!ConstructProwl. Because consider in IDW Baseline he never accepted them truly and they left him.

In SG they are successful at wooing him.

Oooooh.

Concept.

In SG it is the Constructicons are medics. In BL, they forcibly converted Prowl because of orders and feel in love with his brain. In there's during the SG!ProwlOP divorce, they find him beaten and broken left to die, and having seen what he went through feel sick at the idea of leaving him, and his Spark case is compromised. So they temporarily hook him into their Gestalt system since it is made to accept others, but Prowl latches on to them and is utter enraptured by their loyalty and love. He knows it exists but feeling that kind of loyalty and naivete about being goodness in the world after everything he sees is charming and what's more he wants it. So they've been chosen by a feral sleazy cat/mean girl who is very much now "Optimus who?" and eyeing them up while they squeak and push at him with a broom especially since he refuses to break the bond and gives them sad cat eyes that they know–they can feel his think which is beautifully sharp and horrifically clear and calculating–it is fake but the thought of hurting him and echoed memory of rejections and beatings and not being enough that radiates at the spark of him makes them unable to let go.

Even more Prowl is more than rwady to go full ride or die and has decided to be their murderous "he said no pickles" girlfriend and torment them into not overworking themselves and glare at the Decepticons who ask for assistance or projects and make sure they eat and are fed and have a schedule. The Constructicons overextend themselves to support everyone and have issues saying no.

Prowl does not.

The Decepticons are horrified at the implication of taking advantage and Megatron finds himself agreeing with Prowl about them taking care of themselves while they get upset at first but reluctantly admit he's right.

"Of course I am." Is Prowl’s only response as he shoves cube of Energon flavored to each of their exact tastes and locks down their work stations (Soundwave conveniently distracts Shockwave so he can't help them hack back in) and shuffles them to berth.

Hm, I have thoughts now about Workaholic!SG!Constructicons and their small bossy new self-assigned wife.

Exactlyyyyyyy

In SG, they said "we may or may not be able to fix him but we can try"

Also yes yes on SG medic!constructicons.

Exactly, SG ProwlOp is a toxic relationship I can absolutely see happening as an on/off thing that's been going on since before the war but of course this is the final off switch.

They just have to save him, they've gotta. And they do. Prowl happens to latch on very tightly and does not want to let go lol

It is such the opposite of canon and now he's the one who is sticking close by, because he has felt Positive Emotions that do not come from someone else's Negative Emotions for the first time and he's hooked.

"Would you like me to kill that guy???"

"... No thank you, but it's the thought that counts?"

Yes I'm fiddling around with the constructicon's colors and I am so tempted to keep the purple and not the green

Awww yes and he is making sure they don't implode by being selfish for them (oddly selfless of him, but he'd deny that)

Sdfg yep yep he is their evil bastard they have adopted and he's bullying them into self carem

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ok i’m thinking about that post i just reblogged way too fucking hard now. could be a manhwa titled like. “The Lieutenant’s Secret” or whatever. i need to talk about this before i forget it forever. set the scene.

martyn works at a bar on this island. imagine the one piece world where everything is water and there’s just a lotta islands. but make martyn’s island france. i guess. and like ren stops his ship at this island after the mutiny and he’s soggy and pathetic and he goes to the bar to spill his woes and martyn’s there in maid getup cause like. idk maybe he gets paid better for being cuter. whatever. and he sees ren and he’s like omg he’s soggy and pathetic he’s my ticket outta here. he talks to ren a bit and the next day finds him while he’s off the job and is like heyyy i heard you were recruiting (he’s not) and somehow becomes ren’s lieutenant.

they set sail on ren’s ship eventually and have piratey adventures and stuff. then ren’s like hmmm i really wanna go back to that place. there’s this lady i can’t get my mind off of. wanna pay her a visit and hey lieutenant don’t you wanna spend some time at your home island. and martyn’s like ohhhh shit he doesn’t know that i’m the cute girl he’s thinking of.

the entire plot hinges on this stupid misunderstanding that martyn refuses to clear up. they go on piratey adventures. they go back to the island. martyn makes an excuse to sneak off. ren flirts with the bar maid. he never gathers the courage to ask her name. they leave and go on piratey adventures. the thought of her keeps ren up at night. they go back to the island.

like ren really really likes her. he’s fascinated by her. but it wouldn’t be proper to drag a lady into this life! so he just keeps on visiting.

ren thinks he’s living a star-crossed lovers tragedy. martyn is just trying to figure out if ren likes men. also for fun oli is there and ren sees him as competition

thanks @orangeocelotmartyn for the post that gave me these horrible thoughts

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LOVE WILL WIN, I WILL ACCEPT NO OTHER REALITY BUT THE ONE WHERE THEY CAN GET TO BE HAPPY TOGETHER

Empurata!Prowl tries to actually communicate for the first time

What if he wants to say something but he can’t. What if he has no voice to speak, no face to emote, no hands to write. What if every attempt to communicate a message is essentially a puzzle of wit and creativity and yet, the first thing he goes through all these troubles for. Is to say “I love you”?

Don’t ask me how did they get in this room. I have no idea. They escaped the battlefield somehow haha

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beauty and the beast au,,,

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Wisptober Day 13: Coal

“At the entrance of the old coal mines stands a great black beast with fire in its eyes…   Nonetheless, the comforting birdsong flowing from the ghostly canaries lets you know that its wrath is not meant for you.”

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Just a sketch of an Old Valyrian priest and novice💙

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I think I hauve covid

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SPOILERS FOR BALDURS GATE 3 but I have to talk about this, I wheeze every time I think about it

Ok so I haven’t finished act 3 yet, so I am absolutely taking everything the Emperor says with a grain of salt, but the Emperor’s backstory is just so… breathtakingly funny to me, when compared to my other companions. Especially with how dramatically he was built up—your protector, your mysterious guardian, shielding his true identity because he could see no other choice, now forced to stand before you in his true form. The story itself practically had a flashing neon sign above his head screaming “This character is cool! This character is mysterious! Prepare yourself to receive the COOL and TRAGIC backstory that brought him to this place!”

And he. He was a hedge fund manager. Got that music and flashback sequence with the pained voice, “By night I devoured the brains of criminals. By day I controlled the mercantile groups of Baldurs Gate.” Like sir you invested in various businesses? Or did you like, establish and impose tax regulations upon local and foreign merchants? Because those are both neat, but like, my collection of demonic soldiers held against their will, abused servants/slaves seeking vengeance and Slightly Burdened Hippie Bear are not exactly overwhelmed by this backstory.

Emperor: Such was my influence, I came to be known as the Emperor within the shadows of Baldur’s Gate.

Tav: They… they started calling a business investor ‘the Emperor?’

Emperor: I was very good at business investment.

Tav: So our mysterious guardian was just a vigilante hedge fund manager—

Emperor: Time to talk about Prince Orpheus, immediately.

And then later you’re running through the city and you find his Super Secret Mysterious Hideout, and it’s just… some big tables covered in his notes, yes we will invest in this winery. No we will not invest in those cheeses. Someone is trying to traffic illegal goods here. Let’s create a hostile economic environment for this tavern. And it’s even funnier because he’s hanging out in your brain giving commentary the whole time about how dark and powerful he was, like bro. This is your office. This is the office in which you worked a 9-5 desk job. An executive desk job, granted, but very definitely a desk job.

Emperor: I controlled Baldurs Gate from that super fancy high-backed chair. No coin changed hands in the city without being approved at that giant dramatic table.

Tav: So board meetings.

Emperor: What?

Tav: That giant dramatic table is where you had board meetings.

Emperor: The Knights of the Shield decided what business could or could not take place—

Tav: Yes, a board meeting. You were the chairman of the board. It’s so funny that we have a hermit wizard and a vampire twink who embroiders his own underwear, but the nerdiest one has been hiding out in this magical D20 the whole time.

Emperor: … let’s talk about my mother’s silverware now.

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How do you know that ? (Unmute !)

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btw if you haven't read the issues in RiD where prowl and the constructicons try and kill spike it's EXTREMELY funny. prowl kidnaps spike and is basically like 'i totally forgive you, promise. 100% get why you betrayed us and gave me an existential crisis these past few years. ignore the fact i now work with the team of the guy you murdered way back when, they're fine with this. anyway, i need you to break into this facility and tell me if this very dangerous cybertronian artefact is there, ok. cause of how cool we totally now are.'

and spike DOES IT, bc he thinks he lives in a fucking heist movie and he's the big action hero. and literally THE MOMENT he comms prowl like 'yeah, it's here' prowl's like great. time to kill you then! and they turn into devastator and try to punch him to death sjdfhdjk IT'S HYSTERICAL, GENUINELY. devastator is so worked up abt how every single component hates spike the absolute most he just. completely forgets about the actual mission. valid. i would also ruin all my plans if it meant i could kill idw spike tbqh.

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My Lord, Friend, and Companion

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And all together now! I opened my ask box for names again. In March, I'll look in there and choose someone else! Planning to draw Azure, Boethiah, Mephala, Naryu Virian, Martin Septim and Cosades or Curio

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according to the waterfront tax records, along with all the regular waterfront residents, hieronymus lex also demanded money off raven camoran for some reason

and survived

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Phil: I'm not sure what I think about this cape on the Elytra, I kinda like it? [Snaps his fingers] You know what it kinda reminds me of? It kinda reminds me of Techno's cape.

[Thunder rumbles above him 🌩️]

Phil: Techno? [Laughs] I'm kidding. It's a sign! We're doing it–

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I know Martyn hasn’t actually logged onto fantasy smp yet but. But. But. Do you hear me. Do you see my vision. Do y. Do. We could have it all

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Don't even dont even get me started on how it was such a missed opportunity to connect the falling from the netherbrain to the falling of the nautiloid if romanced with the emperor. To have your lover, who caught you the first time, catch you again and you plummet together into the ocean that he loves so much... absolutely wrecked. It feels so obvious

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I’m so fucking insane about them you have no idea.

Listen. L i s t e n. My headcanon is. If only Optimus was there when Prowl got mind controlled by the Decepticons. If he was there he would be able to tell the difference. Every other bot just looked at Prowl and went …oh well I guess this asshole is evil I’m not surprised and never liked him anyway. But Optimus would see it. He fucking would

The comics I took these screenshots from are “Optimus Prime” and “Combiner wars”