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me: *does something reckless*

friend: OMG WTF are you trying to kill yourself?!

me:

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In news that surprises literally no one

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What do you mean that’s not what happened?

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Anyone: *stands behind me while I’m on my phone*

Me:

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*wants to travel the world but has like 3 dollars*

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me as a dad

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The Late Show, October 28, 2015

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🔮❌📉📌TRUMP📌📉❌🔮

An spell to take down Donald Trump. Likes charge it, Reblogs cast it.

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Shout Out to LGBT Witches

Looking to rainbowify my witchy dashboard. If you are gay, ace, trans, bi, nonbinary, queer, etc. and you practice magick, reblog this and I’ll 99% likely follow you.

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Witch tip

Make a curse jar and throw it at the target’s forehead. It works 1000x faster

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Here’s to the witches...

The Satanist Witches.  Who are constantly thrown under the bus by witches who don’t want to associate with you because they want people to know they’re not “evil”.

The Atheist/Secular Witches.  Who have trouble finding spells suited to their beliefs because most other witches insist on calling on gods or goddesses. 

The Abrahamic Witches.  Who are constantly told their paths aren’t valid by people of their religion and witches alike.

The Trans/non-binary Witches.  Who have a hard time finding representation in religion and the craft.  Who are excluded from covens solely due to how they were born

To Non-Wiccan Witches.  Who constantly need to remind people that witch is not synonymous with Wicca.  

Y’all are wonderful.  Keep being awesome witches!

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Reblog if you've ever done a spell and it didn't work the first time.

I want people, especially newer witches, to understand that magick and spells take time and practice no matter the number of years you’ve been practicing.