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Aqua shipping rlly does not have to be as complex as people make it out to be and I’m p sure more ppl like it than it seems but are policed by certain ppl in the fandom into not publicly expressing it 💀

I can understand both sides of the people who are for it and the others who r against it , but realistically the bats did have a tv show and like most fictional media they play *fictional* characters…plus it’s the internet and it’s full of chronically online queer teenagers like what do u expect? 😭

It’s also not uncommon for people to self ship which applies to like every fandom ever

if aquashipping is ur biggest concern u need to like get a job

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You guys are retards this is a kids show from 10 years ago lmao get over it

keep sending hate it makes our acc have more traction <3

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mcmagnetic is a 16 year old dude and you only dont fuck with him because he told you shipping real life people and talking about how you want to fuck them on a public space is weird. youre mad because hes right and youre freaks

first of all i am also 16 second of all who cares

mcmagnetic minions u can leave lol

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😭if ur gay the aquabats probably dont fw u just saying

we're done with this discourse stop sending these kinds of asks. if u r here to be hateful then u r in the wrong place

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mcmagnetic doesn't say the t-slur because he's literally also transgender

just cuz someone's queer doesn't mean they can't be a bigot ?

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Lowkey tired of the ableism in the community

The Aquabats is for all different kinds of people to enjoy!

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im a straight dude and i have a gf but i frequently find myself having erotic dreams about catboy from the aquabats

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I like to think that Queras sisters were 100% snooping on Ricky's facetime calls. I mean, their right there u know? I'd snoop too

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I wanted another Eagleclaw episode SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BAD you have no idea

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I just saw the terrible asks that have been sent to you and as a cadet myself, I am so terribly sorry that those asks have been sent to you

It it truly against what us aquacadets stand for

I hope you're doing okay and have a lovely week 🩵🩵🩵

we appreciate all the support we get! thanks for being awesome and supporting the page

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CADETS!!

here at aquabatsconfessions headquarters, we have a new admin joining, cadet seltzer! they will be helping me with your AWESOME asks.

we want to make this page the best we can. thank you for your continuous support always

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If you're homo/transphobic you should leave this fandom and go jump off a bridge! The aquabats fandom is very queer ! And we aren't going anywhere!

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I do believe Eaglebones does have a box of shiny stuff in his locker and, in fact, I do believe the reason he wanted a box of gold was because it was shiny, not because it was gold.

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ALSO TO ADD ON (last anon)

james is seemingly a shipper himself — that man aint mormon

do you mean like jimmy the robot?? can you please explain in another ask i am so curious 😭

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The guy that called all the aquabats mormon is literally wrong lmao only catboy, crash, eaglebones and mcbc are mormon lmfao this was so funny to read though thanks guys

i think (some of) the aquabats being mormon is convenient to some fans. when asked about it i bet they say “oh no not all of them are mormon” but as soon as it comes to aquashipping and headcanons it’s suddenly “they’re all mormon and hate gay people” like alright

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Do you guys know about the unproduced episode where Jimmy was going to go evil or nah? It got reworked into the antibats episode.

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I’m so tired of Ricky hate. Like what did he do to you guys? Be cute and silly and play drums all cool? You guys hate fun and it shows!! :( I love you so much Ricky Fitness you are the light of my life.