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Going directly from what the average person I know in real life thinks constitutes kinky sex to what the average person I follow on Tumblr thinks constitutes kinky sex like

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It's really funny to take Spanish with people from different Spanish-speaking countries, because the ones from South American countries are like "Yeah no one uses vosotros, we don't know what it's doing here" and the ones from Europe are like "If you don't give our beloved second-person plural its due respect, the Hounds will find you"

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shaking six year old me by the shoulders YOU WERE RIGHT. YOU WERE RIGHT ABOUT LOVE AND ABOUT FAIRNESS AND ABOUT SHARING IS CARING. YOU WERE RIGHT. THE ADULTS DON’T KNOW ANY MORE ABOUT TRUTH THAN YOU DO. KEEP BELIEVING IN THE FAIRIES AT THE BOTTOM OF THE GARDEN. NOTHING IS “JUST THE WAY IT IS”. I AM SORRY THEY EVER CONVINCED YOU TO FEEL SHAME. YOU ARE REAL AND A PART OF THIS WORLD. YOU WERE RIGHT.

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They’re calling me every slur under the sun over on twitter for this post

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narnia has actually way too many completely devastating concepts in it that are not explored At All

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People in the UK especially, please don't give your ID to Spotify

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Pigeon attempts to court falcon

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Why on everything mankind has ever held sacred would you put your legal name here?!?!?! Are you trying to get everyone else fucked over?????

This is the last place where your only identity is your picture, your blog name and whatever caught your eyes most recentely. We don't have to be people or civilised because no one like your boss can trace the shenanigans back to you thanks to your name.

do you use your irl name on tumblr? ie, either your government name or the name you go as in real life. if you use a different name that's not related to you irl here on tumblr then vote no

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my potion #MyPotion

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tonight i swore a blood oath to the minimum wage workers at my local subway

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"And afterwards, if you're feeling like maybe throwing a little bit of lucre our way so that we can continue making movies, you can do so at ipiratedwereallgonnadie.com. Thanks! Enjoy the movie."

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Heracles asking for Perse's hand in marriage is especially funny when you take into account she's Zeus' wife. Buddy, even if she was into you, She's your step mother. And your king of the gods father is RIGHT THERE

Seriously that'd be the biggest myth of hubris ever. I can't imagine the look on the Olympians faces

POV: You're Heracles in the Olympian throne room after asking to marry Queen Perseleia

Yeah, you're right, it would go down in history as the biggest example of hubris ever. Heracles was just made a god and immediately thinks he has a shot at being the new king.

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Perseleia and Arsinoe have inside jokes that none of the other gods understand.

Athenian king: Noble Athenide, daughter of our patron, we dedicate this levee to you so that its waters may provide for countless generations of your worshipers.

Perseleia, nudging Arsinoe: Hey.

Arsinoe: What?

Perseleia: I think they want your dam blessing.

Arsinoe and Perseleia:

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I headcanon that in the Kronide AU of Perse being Zeus' twin, Perse would not be on the council because she doesn't want the drama, the meetings, or her family (Hera) being paranoid.

Instead she wanders the mortal world.

In the myths, Zeus would occasionally pretend to be a traveller and basically spot checks random people or kings to see if they are hospitable and gift or punish they accordingly. Now, Perse fulfills this role. Not only will she inspire the Mysterious Stranger/Mentor figure in modern stories, like the enchantress in Beauty and the Beast, ancient Greeks will be more respectful to women especially when they travel solo, in case it might be Perse herself. If they are nice to her, Perse might gift they something, maybe the classical 3 wishes, or a child. If they are raging misogynists, well good luck. Women will have a much easier time in general.

For an added bonus, she will become both a most trusted confidant and advisor to Zeus because he knows his twin will be humble, impartial and distant from whatever drama is occurring among the gods, as well as a friend to humanity that is well-worshiped despite having little myths. He can take criticisms from her because her opinion will not really reach divine ears to destabilize his authority as king, and she is excluded from his extreme paranoia.

It's only until the Trojan war that she rocks up to the throne room to demand an explanation since all the mortal kingdoms are getting involved in a divine war and she is really behind on all the tea. Everyone simultaneously says oh shit.

Much as I agree that Perse wouldn't want the drama and meetings, it is does help with affecting change, staying informed of what happens and persuading others to her word, something she will see the utility of. Take Odysseus - without a council seat, Perse would really have no way of helping him or voting in his favour. Plus Zeus would be more paranoid if the greatest claimant to his throne is wandering about the world doing who know's what. At least if she's an Olympian, he knows where she is.

I do like the idea of her wandering about the mortal world in disguise. My thoughts immediately turn to Gandalf, who she could serve as a template for, guiding heroes and advising the kings of the realm in disguise. Though I don't think she'd be so curse-happy to inspire the Enchantress - original or Disney adaptation. In the Disney version, all his castle staff are cursed for no reason. In the original, the Prince is cursed because he didn't want to marry the Enchantress (who helped raise him from a child, so the situation is extra fucked) and all his servants are turned to stone (which is arguably worse than being made into household items).