hey do you have a tumblr
no sorry
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boss dropped out of the zoom meeting cause his cat has learned how to unplug the desktop computer when heās hungry
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how do you deal with anxiety ?
i let it fuck me up then i go to bed
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did i ever tell u all that when i was 15 i went on a school trip to see romeo and juliet at the globe but my teacher didnāt realise until after heād booked it that it was a ~sexy~ version with bdsm in it
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I have been laughing for like 9 hours
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Oh tennis ball, I love you so muchĀ
(via)
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āAllow cookies to cool for 10-15 minutesā
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omg
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