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Hufflepuff Christmas Aesthetic

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Cookies, and critters....

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Mood music:

Last Christmas: Wham

Put Your Head on My Shoulder- Paul Anka

Cant Help Falling In Love- Elvis Presley

The Girl From Ipanema- Astrud Gilberto and Stan Getz

So This Is love- Cinderella (French version)

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a slight miscalculation

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gryffindor: bonfires, dancing alone in your room at midnight, coffee stains, steaming showers, can be a bit socially awkward, licorice, jean jackets, photograph sessions with friends, road trips, sunrises, animal lovers

hufflepuff: determined, leather jackets, earphones, works hard and smart, sarcastic smirks, treats people with kindness, blasting music, respects rules, constantly sends memes to their friends, not afraid to stand up for what’s right

ravenclaw: inspired by nature, scrunchies, bullshits an entire essay and still gets a high grade, really messy, oversized hoodies, artistic, goes to coffee shops for the aesthetics, loves reading fantasy books, street smart, random facts

slytherin: very emotional but doesn’t show it, houseplants, old cottages in the woods, probably an artist, cries during sad movie scenes but won’t admit it, loves hiking in the forests, greek mythology, easily embarrassed, sharp minded

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Kacchako in 1 picture:

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me: *about to look at the merch for an anime I like*

brain: that’s what you want? some fucking anime? some fucking anime merch on your body and in your life? some god damn anime on your walls? fucking anime merch to let everyone know that you like anime? are you fucking kidding me?

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THESE ARE SO PRETTY !! I CANT STOP STARING AT THEM !!

Leandro Franci  -  http://leandrofranci.tumblr.com  -  https://www.facebook.com/leandrofranciart  -  http://www.pictaram.com/user/leandrofranci/176648803  -  http://lenadrofranci.deviantart.com  -  https://www.instagram.com/leandrofranci

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What?! She using the pillow to suffocate her until she fainted was the most logical/obvious thing. I don't know how she didn't think of that!

Tikki: *gives Marinette a pillow as lucky charm*

Tikki: MURDER

Marinette: *rips it off and uses the feathers instead*

Tikki: you are not fun

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Pixar are known to hide easter eggs in their movies hinting at future releases. In this scene in Toy Story you can see Woody, the star of Toy Story 4, which wasn’t due to be released for another 23 years

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NPCs in Skyrim just…tell you their whole life story in passing. You don’t even have to talk to them they really just go “my husband was murdered my a mountain troll” and walk right past you

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Anyone else want an AU of Adrien stanning the heck out of Marinette?

Like imagine it, he already thinks she’s amazing and incredible–imagine if he was more vocal with his status as a Marinette stan

When people are talking about her, he just jumps in the convo and starts gushing about how great she is

He does the shoulder touch with her a lot, and will sometimes maneuver her in front of him to show her off when he’s gushing about her as if to say “Look at this precious bean!” 

Marinette is an absolute princess in his eyes and he’s convinced he will never approve of the dude she’ll end up marrying because they just wont be as good enough for her. (Jokes on him) 

When he learns Lila is threatening her, he completely ditches his pacifism and decides to go scotched earth with her because Marinette is a queen and he will not stand for the disrespect against her

During Akuma attacks, his first instinct is to protect the princess.

Plagg’s pretty sure it’s become ingrained into his muscle memory by this point. 

Every time Marinette smiles, he wants to squeal because SHE’S SO PRECIOUS–

Adrien wants to protect the smile at all costs

Luka ends up joining him in stanning Marinette so now Marinette’s getting constant compliments from both of them and her poor heart can’t take it

Adrien thinks Luka is as close as he’s gonna get to being perfect for Marinette but a voice in his head argues he is also almost perfect enough for Marinette and then suffers an inner debate on who is almost almost perfect for Marinette (because no one is good enough dammit) 

Anyone who bullies Marinette has to deal with the Luka and Adrien squad. They take no prisoners. When Luka finds out about Lila, he makes sure to make her feel small. 

Both think no one is good enough for Marinette and all suitors must go through them to get to the princess

Sometimes Chat pays them a visit and makes a show of sharpening his claws as he gives his usual speech about how Marinette is pure and deserves nothing but the best. The suitors promptly stop pursuing her because Chat Noir will kill them.

Then When Luka gets the Snake Miraculous, he joins him

Marinette sheds one tear and immediately they’re there with hugs and tissues and comforting words

She gets injured in anyway they fuss over her like she’s gonna die if she doesn’t get taken care of by them. 

Alya’s pretty sure Marinette has two boyfriends (or four if you count Venom and Chat…) 

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hey, here it is a kacchako animatic based on one cool tweet by @incorrectkchk. 

(no watermark this time, ha ha!)

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Hi um someone explain to me why I want this to be canon so much ??

Imagine Emilie Agreste waking up and she’s like Genie from Aladdin and super wacky and obnoxious totally opposite of Gabriel

TENNNNN THOUSAND YEEEEEEARSSS will give you such a crick in the neck!!!

And she does really good jack Nicholson impressions to Adrien tryin to get him with Ladybug or Marinette and she’s like “alright sparky here’s the deal, if you wanna court the little lady you gotta be a STRAIGHT shooter do ya GOT IT”

She’s a little immature and hyper and back handsprings into the room and gives Adrien a big encouraging kiss on the cheek right as he’s getting down on himself, and gives him a pep talk.

Regarding Hawkmoth, Adrien is like “Mom, you don’t get it. Dad— he’s.. he’s evil.”

And she’s like “ohh yeah, that! *waves hand dismissively* I knew that the moment I met him. Kinda obvious really. But that didn’t stop me! I was young… and it was kinda hot? 🤔 But dang if it hasn’t come with its challenges. Honey, just because your father is evil doesn’t mean he isn’t lovable, and it also doesn’t mean he doesn’t love you and I a whole, whole lot. He just goes about in a weird way… like… keeping me in a magical life support chamber for over a year in an enormous secret lair he built under the house. And terrorizing Paris to acquire ancient charms in order to ressurect me. And never telling you! Haha! What a riot! Who even does that? *wipes tear from laughter* We’re quite the trio aren’t we? Anyway, that’s enough *~dark family history~* for tonight, sweetie. *squeezes his toes from under his blanket* get some rest, you’re gonna need it if you and your friends are gonna meet up with your dad tomorrow. Breakfast at 9, sunshine! ☺️

She shuts the door

The whole night Adrien is trying to sleep like

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cuties !

gym buddies ! (btw it’s a redrawwww)