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salt and pepper squid 

they are in love

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the funniest dynamc between my boyfriend and i is the chef/baker divide runs so deep. experimentally my boyfriend is a genius with figuring out what flavor profiles will not just taste good together but also will be enjoyed by the specific audience he is cooking for. a recipe is not a guidebook so much as a suggestion and he will frankenstein ideas together to get exactly what he wants to happen. he also didnt know that sugar will not work properly if you dont mix it with the wet ingredients in banana bread and when i asked 'why didnt you do it in the order of the recipe' he said 'i didnt really think it mattered'. autistically i exploded his head in my mind

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medieval monks categorically present what i would describe as the great dilemma facing the modern fujo: inherently charged with tragic repressed homoeroticism, yet universally burdened with the worlds funniest and least sexy haircut

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the borgias 1x05

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imagine if your boyfriend was like I can smell an ant. and started tracking

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nurse feratu and dr. acula are ready to see you for your blood tests

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"gee I wonder how I will transfer this information reliably across long distances"

the trustworthy telecommunications dish:

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Képzeljük el, ahogy magyar Péter és 134+ kézzel kiválasztott képviselője alkotmányozó többséget kap. Képzeljük el első lépéseiket. A megbeszéléseket, a vélemények ütköztetését. Képzeljük el a hatalom működését.

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i did a stupid

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Heartwarming story: Little girl doesn’t have to do anything to fund her dad’s surgery because his expenses are covered by his country’s universal healthcare.

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Suddenly there is no problem

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