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lewis hamilton identifying nico rosberg by lips alone.... oh grill the grid they could never make me hate you

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CUNTY

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I love the suspension of disbelief needed to watch Red Dwarf. Time doesn't exist in stasis, but if it leaks you can go back in time. Holograms can't touch anything except floors and walls sometimes. Cats evolved into humans. Going faster than light lets you talk to your future self. Mutated pneumonia solidifies hallucinations. When time runs backwards, events still run forwards, but text is flipped. Mutated photo developing fluid creates time travel. Only a fourth of the way in and the science of this show is already bonkers

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Of course there are way more than listed here but Tumblr only allows 12 options.

Part 2 on the way. Feel free to make suggestions in comments / tags but bear in mind I have to try to fit them into the character limit in options. Some are truncated for that reason.

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since some of you do not understand sports, here once again:

my team does it: GOOD

your stupid little team does it: SHITE

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he bites

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ok. new brushes + i love this pic of seb

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remember when we used to go racing. now we just go driving

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the amount of mistakes lando makes with a 10s gap on both sides of himself is frankly criminal

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Nico Rosberg I hope you never stop talking

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asking nico rosberg if he misses lewis hamilton is crazy work, asking him if they still live next to each other is even crazier

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Spa, colourised.

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spa is so fucking magical. it’s like a slumbering elder god of a race track, f1 needs to keep coming here forever.

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nico talking about destroying hotel rooms with lewis and wrestling in the year of our lord 2025

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grilling nico about lewis live on air god i love f1

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kind little italian boy