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wgoa we found them

Am I hot to you? In my Michaelsoft Binbows tshirt?

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uhhh i actually don’t fucking know what the apple blog name is either .

uhh

whoopsies sorry

@microsoft-edge-real we got this one . (there’s also another edge and not tagging her feels like a betrayal but uhh i don’t remember their blog either )

good luck finding apple

Am I hot to you? In my Michaelsoft Binbows tshirt?

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i’m not apple the electronics company, i’m applebees the shitty american restaurant

no she does not work with us but her hair looks like mine and therefore cool which means applications are always open 👍

Am I hot to you? In my Michaelsoft Binbows tshirt?

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i had dinner at your place once, best fucking food of my life(other than subway i love subway sm)

-iqa

MY OOC BROTHER

sorry it took six months the answer

but wow is my food that good

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Hey so its entirely fine if not but since you reblogged my post would it be ok if I say I'm the first vtuber endorsed by "applebees"? Just think it'd be kind of funny to just say on stream with minimal context lol.

sorry i’m *checks watch* six months late BUT ABSOLUTELY THAT WOULD BE FUNNY AS FUCK

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applebeez nuts

hey that’s my line

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Shark made out of cheddar cheese.

is that.your order???

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yes… yes… *laughs evilly*

how to use tumblr:

- follow the gimmick blogs. thats literally it they reblog good shit

- I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH, reblog posts (dont just like them thats lame.)

- there is no algorithm.

- interact with people!!! SEND ASKS (SEND ME ASKS SEND ME ASKS)

- when blocking porn bots, mark them as spam instead of sexual content. i read somewhere on here that gets rid of them faster

- check trending every now and then to see whats going on. bonus points if spn is trending (its the only way i get news)

- get involved in fandom! thats the whole site

- make sure you are having fun :)

- hydrate

- who cares if you have followers? nobody. this is no mans land baby! live like its 2010 but 10 years later!

- if you’re really new, customise your profile. people might think ur a bot if u dont. u will get blocked

- nobody cares what you reblog. if you want to reblog 20 billion posts about loki then do it! its your blog!!!

- spread positive vibes. be nice. its not that hard.

- no ai.

- go read some yaoi nerd

- use tags, at least on original posts

- use gifs

- if you make a post and somebody reblogs your post and you like their reblog? you just liked your own post lol

- don’t like, don’t read/interact. same goes for ao3 and literally anything else. its not worth your time babe move on.

me n the gang on tumblr:

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setting low personal standards, consistently failing to achieve them

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Egg

Egg

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I'm built different. like incorrectly i think

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yeah

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Five Nights at Freddy's... Har har har har har har har har har har

Bet they've got better food than the-place-that-will-not-be-named...

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can I eat the bees

sure man go ahead. (i like to see people get stung from the inside) (it’s like if spicy food was genuinely painful)

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thursday

thursday needs a meme, here’s my attempt to contribute. it’s thursday and i’m here to help. thanks

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Do you believe in love at first sight

no but i do believe in walruses