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canon ethan: mew

rp ethan, a reincarnated vampire werewolf seer with dragons blood, atleast 5 partners and a kid: I told you we needed more glitter

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Kaz: If Sea and I were drowning, who would you save? Lo: You two can't swim? Sea: It's a hypothetical question, Lo! who would you save? Lo: my time and effort.

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Sea: In your opinion, what's the height of stupidity? Kaz: [Turning to Five] How tall are you?

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Kaz: Between Lite, Lo, Sea, and Asla -- if you had to -- who would you punch? Dagne: No one! They're my friends. I wouldn't punch any of them. Kaz: Sea? Dagne: Yeah, but I don't know why.

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The Squad's reaction to being told they're the chosen one Kaz: I won't let you down. Asla: Sounds fun. Lo: K. Dagne: No, I'm fucking not. Lite: Do I have to be? Sea: Please gods, I am so tired.

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Kaz: Sea is too tall for me to kiss them on the lips. What should I do? Lo: Punch them in the stomach. Then, when they double over in pain, kiss them. Dagne: Tackle them! Five: Dump them. Asla: Kick them in the shin! Sea: No to all of those! Just ask me to lean down!!

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Arthur: Go to sleep or you'll hate yourself in the morning! Sius: I'll hate my self in the morning regardless.

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Sius: Sleep is the body’s best safety mechanism. Arthur: How so? Sius: It keeps you from screwing up for 8 hours.

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Arthur: What's your greatest fear? Sius: Being forgotten. Arthur: … Arthur: Damn, that's deep. Arthur: Mine is the Kool Aid man, but I feel kinda stupid about it now…

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Cal: Oh, fiddlesticks! That really ruffles my feathers! Arthur: Please, just say fuck.

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Cam: Okay, who's turn is it to give the pep talk? Arthur: It's Cal's turn. Cal: Don't die. Arthur, wiping a tear away: Truly inspirational.

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Cam: What do you think Cal will do for a distraction? Arthur: They'll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That's what I would do. Building explodes and several car alarms go off Arthur: …or they could do that.

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Cal: I saw you fall, saw the sinners lay on your corpses… Arthur: Hey, what’s up with Cal? Cal: I created you, made the pieces perfect, others marveled at your beauty… their gazes may have held envy, though, for none are perfect but you. I was only looking away for a moment, but you were gone. I had failed you. And I fell into despair. The only way to save myself was to create, but I knew… this time I knew I was only making you to die. And I apologize. For I will undoubtedly fail you again. For a short time, there will be peace and beauty, but none in the face of us shall lay undisturbed. The greatest have fallen, and will continue to fall, and I weep for you for being born unto this place, where brother eats brother, and the undeserving rise to fame. Those that have gone against you know they’ve wronged you, and they will stand before the creator, knowing they have sinned. Do not worry, little ones, you will be avenged. Cam: …They made some rock towers and went somewhere else for twenty minutes and when they came back the rock towers were destroyed and people were sitting where the towers once were, so they were sad and made more rock towers. Cam, to Cal: Hey, who even is the creator? I thought you were an atheist! Cal: SHUT THE HELL UP, CAM! I’M TRYING TO BE DRAMATIC AND MYSTERIOUS!

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Cal: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don't want to sound mean. Cam: No, go ahead. I want to hear it. Cal: It sucks. Cam: That's not constructive criticism.

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Fate: I’m in love with you. Cam: We called off the prank war last night at midnight, dork. Fate: I know. Cam: Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool-

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Wednesday: You are the love of my life and I would do anything within reason to make you happy. Flynn: I would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated and got a reasonable amount of sleep. Wednesday: I said within reason, Flynn. How about I murder that guy? Flynn: So murder is in reason but proper self care isn't? Wednesday: Well, duh. What kind of question is that?

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Flynn: So... who's the big spoon and who's the little spoon? Cam: We're chopsticks! Flynn: Well... that's cute! Flynn: Does that mean you two snuggle together perfectly? Fate: No, it means that if you take the other away, the only thing the other is good for is stabbing.