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just wanted to draw a pretty 18th century boy with a powdered wig and a fan~

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white girl: -appreciates and dates black guys-

racist black person: Why are white people so obsessed with dating our black men like lmaoo

white girl: -doesn’t date black guys-

 racist black person: Why?? Are our black men not good enough fo’ yo racist white ass?? fkin racist as ypipo

Me:

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Look through the white people tag

Now look through the black peoples tag

Now tell me tumblr doesn’t hate white people and glorify black people and their struggles.

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Phoebe Wahl

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1750’ French Silk Detail

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something warm and good and real 

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using tumblr again now that everything in my life is cancelled or remote due to coronavirus 

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SPELL HIS NAME CORRECTLY PLEASE

So im re-reading Greek Mythology, and I realised that Hades is a precious bean and all goddesses are more terrifying than every god put together.

Let me explain

1) The goddesses are the ones who do most of the cursing. No seriously, check. Goddesses are kinda petty

2) Hades names his dog a fancy word for Spot

3) Persephone once crushed a woman into a plant for saying that Hades loved her more. Thats why we have mint.

4) Hades is mythologically the most faithful one. He almost cheated a couple of times, but felt really bad and couldn’t do it

5) Aphrodite once flayed a woman alive because people thought she was prettier.

6) Hades kidnapped Persephone because Zues told him to. He literally has zero social or romantic skills, and fingers that big brother Zues, who’s courted hundreds of women would know a thing or two about wooing. Zues told Hades to kidnap Persephone.

7) Hades went to great lengths to make Persephone happy in the underworld. He even created a garden make of jewls for her. But when he realized she wasn’t pleased, he willingly let her go.

8) Artemis help deliver her brother

9) Hestia ate virgins who broke their vows

10) Zues is such a sleezbag, he blamed Aphrodite for all his affairs (with her being the goddess of love and lust and such). She and Hera did not take it well

11) Athena was born in full body armor.

12 ) Demeter tried to kill Zues for allowing Hades to take their daughter.

13) Demeter has a bleeding heart, but also murderd an entire army for trying to cut down a sacred tree grove

14) Hades my be intimidating with his helmet of terror, but Persephone had a man tourterd for all eternity for not taking no for an answer.

15 ) Artemis turned a peeping-tom into deer and lets him get eaten by his own dogs

16 ) Hades is the king of the underworld because he got the short straw.

17) Amphotrite is sometimes described as the sea herself. She’s drowed countless people.

18) Persephone is a proud queen of hell who has no problem with her job

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I know I’m late but hear me out...

(left column is the first word)

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can’t believe the senate murdered caesar and then just like I don’t know a year later his punk ass kid was like “you know what I liked my adopted father now I’m gonna kill you all” and then he did.

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Young gods / Dionysus, Hermes, Eros, Apollo

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metamorphoses: a play by mary zimmerman