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*bleeding to death because the paramedics can’t break the windows to get me out of my stupid fucking truck* heha well at least i dont have to worry about the friggin Zombie Apocalypse… awesomesauce 😎

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I try to be open-minded about other people's kinks, but I keep seeing sneaker fetish art that depicts people wearing outdoor shoes in bed, and, like, there has to be a line.

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Walter Street, Takapau, Hawke's Bay, New Zealand.

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June 5th can't come fast enough

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Being an evil doppelganger has to be so fucked up like imagine meeting a better version of yourself. Some chain of events going differently that led to "you" being a better person in a way you can never achieve. Personally I'd have no other option but to try and kill them

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I’m watching Splash (1984) which is a romcom about a guy who falls in love with a mermaid, and when she chooses a human name she chooses Madison and guy says “that’s not a real name, but alright” which seems to imply that Madison was not a name until at least the 80’s and all girls named Madison are actually named after the mermaid. thought you should know

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hey man youve been taking a while putting your change back in your wallet and i just wanted to let you know we are kicking you out of the grocwery sytore forever. goodbye

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they call it the switch 2 because you see the price and switch 2 another console

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you can tell a lot about a guy by the stuff you make up in your head about him

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via @swatercolor [insta]

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