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text  / /  outgoing  -  eden

eden: mm do i have to

eden: yes, you're far more interested in taking them off than putting them on

eden: you are so underestimating how expensive this dress is

eden: whatever. fuck it. which bathroom are you in?

elliot: i mean... no u dont have to if u dont want to

elliot: u kno me so well already (; (; (;

elliot: fine. no bathroom floor then. thats fine

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STARTER  CALLED  / /  @sunnietm  ! 

             ‘   i  rlly  need  a  pretty  girl  to  hang  out  w /  ,  wat  r  u  up  to  .   ’   the  text  was  directed  at  none  other  than  someone  elloit  had  felt  close  to  .  he  had  known  the  girl  for  over  two  years  now  &  it  had  been  a  hot  minute  since  he  had  seen  her  again  .  tmz  had  been  down  his  throat  (   &  not  in  the  good  way   )   about  his  little  escapade  at  the  golden  awards  .  but  as  soon  as  sunnie  replied  to  his  text  ,  elliot  was  on  the  move  to  quickly  dial  the  other’s  number  .   “   hey  ---    ”   he  slips  his  shoes  on  before  dashing  out  of  the  room  ,   “    i’m  on  my  way  to  you  ,  where  are  you  ?  i  can  pick  you  up  if  you’re  out  .    ”   getting  carried  away  a  bit  ,  he’s  talking  way  faster  than  he’s  honestly  thinking  .

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7 , 25 , 40

7  / /  been cheated on

             “    i  don’t  know  if  you  could  call  it  cheating  ,  but  i’ve  definitely  been  betrayed  .   ”

40  / /  male or female 

              “    in  terms  of  dating  ?  i  like  guys  &  females  .   ”

25  / /  not a number on the list

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text  / /  outgoing  -  eden

eden: not what i would've said u were here for

eden: and there it is. is there anything u can't make into an innuendo?

eden: my stylist seemed to care a lot, but clearly you two have very different priorities

eden: this dress is not ending up on a bathroom floor, it was expensive. there's got to be like, a cloak room or something though...

elliot: i guess u will have to stick around to find out (;

elliot: well i think we both just have dif agendas when it comes to ur panties tbh

elliot: can u not just buy another dress ? or idk wash it ?

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versctle‌:

itsjust-insanity‌:

*moans when im stretching to let all the boys and girls get a taste of what it is like to fuck me*

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text  / /  outgoing  -  eden

eden: i really didn't know any of this

eden: like at all

eden: no panty lines. it's all practical, you really don't need to get so excited

eden: not in the bathroom, i hope. i think you can do slightly better than that.

elliot: thats wat im here for, to keep u on ur toes

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text  / /  outgoing  -  eden

eden: are you seriously doing what i think you're doing right now?

eden: oh my god, you're so fucking dirty

eden: right now it's all just hollywood tape and a thong, if that does anything for you

elliot: uhhhhh if you mean i am getting rid of a stick that's up my ass then yes

elliot: yeah, well at least there's toilet paper in here this time. so im not THAT dirty

elliot: holy fuck a THONG ?

elliot: where are we meeting then ?

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             TABLOID TUESDAY  / /  ELLIOT VIEIRA HAS BEEN SPOTTED JAN. 7TH

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FT.  / /  B O D H I  ! 

        bodhi is wrapped in the middle of a very interesting conversation with one of the seaters when his phone vibrates in his pocket  .  he has half a mind to ignore it  ,  but the name BAE flashes across the screen  ,  bodhi excuses himself and whips around  ,  swipes right on the screen and  “ —dude  ,  i’ve been looking for you all night  , ”  he accuses as soon as elliot shouts eli  .  then freaking tom hanks squeezes by and bodhi watches wide-eyed  ,  struck for a second  .  recovers  ,  “ i’m  ,  ahm  ,  by the bathroom  ,  where are you  ?  ”  bodhi shoulders his way through the crowd  ,  head craning  .  “  —ohmygod  ,  i just saw jaden smith  ,  do you think he’d recognize me ? ”  bodhi thinks twice about saying hi and keeps going  ,  sliding through the crowd  .  this’d be so much more fun with eli at his side  .   “ where ever it is  ,  you better have a beer waiting for me  . ”

             “    yeah  !  well  ---  i  got  bored  &  decided  to  find  myself  a  drink  .    ”  or  a  few  ,  yet  he  wasn’t  going  to  mention  that  to  his  friend  .  when  intoxicated  ,  elliot’s  thoughts  seem  to  become  quite  malicious  .   “    i  am  at  the  nineteen12  bar  &  if  you  tell  me  what  bathroom  you’re  going  into  i  can  come  pay  my  favorite  man  a  little  visit  .    ”   the  words  just  roll  off  his  tongue  with  such  ease  as  the  male  continues  to  walk  .  the  faces  that  pass  by  him  are  ones  that  he  does  indeed  recognize  ,  but  no  one  that  he  honestly  was  a  fan  of  .   “    just  go  up  &  say  hi  you  pussy  !  ask  him  if  he’s  ACTUALLY  dating  tyler  the  creator  ,  i  really  need  to  know  ,    ”   is  followed  by  a  deep  chuckle  &  an  obnoxious  sip  of  his  drink  .   “    i  don’t  have  a  drink  waiting  for  you  ,  but  i  know  where  we  can  get  some  alcohol  .    ”

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             ELLIOT VIEIRA  / /  attending  the  77th  annual  golden  globe  awards  with  a  warm  smile  to  make  the  fans  swoon

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62. Listening to

62  / /  listening  to

             “   currently  i’m  listening  to  playinwitme  by  kyle  &  featuring  kehlani .  but  it  should  be  featuring  ava  instead  .    ”  ——-  ft. @xlovesaha

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35  / /  most  visited  webpage

             no  one  is  going  to  guess  this  —  but  his  most  visited  page  is  none  other  than  pornhub  !

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47, 55

47  / /  do  you  have  a  crush  on  someone  ?

             “    that’s  a  funny  fuckin’  joke  .  there’s  not  point  in  having  a  crush  .    ”

55  / /  first  hookup  ?

            elliot’s  first  hookup  was  during  his  freshman  year  of  high  school  .  it  was  with  a  girl  named  brandi  &  it  was  so  terribly  awkward  .  they  snuck  into  his  dad’s  dealership  &  it  just  so  happened  that  the  smallest  available  car  was  the  only  one  unlocked  .

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South American glow

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             / /  okay i hit ASK LIMIT ; but i’ll b on all night. so if you like this i’ll send u stuff every hour <3

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send me a fruit

peach: do you have any piercings or tattoos?

raspberry: favorite flower?

lemon: do you have any pets? what are their names?

mango: what is your trademark?

passion fruit: how would you describe your style?

pineapple: sexual orientation?

strawberry: favorite desserts?

cherry: can you play any musical instruments or can you sing?

grape: if you could take a vacation anywhere in the world, where would you go?

banana: favorite horror movies?

blackberry: is your life an action film, a comedy, a romantic comedy, or drama?

pomegranate: when do you feel the most confident?

cantaloupe: what are your parents' names?

guava: dark & dramatic makeup or natural makeup?

tangelo: if you could be any mythical creature, which would you be?

plum: favorite clothing brands?

coconut: favorite perfume?

lychee: satin or lace?

blueberry: what do you want to dress up as for halloween?

apple: what do you use more, tumblr or twitter?

kiwi: what's something that fascinates you?

watermelon: do you have a job? if so, what is your job title?

papaya: what song describes your aesthetic?

cranberry: favorite time of the day; morning, afternoon, dusk, or night?

nectarine: would you consider yourself an emotional person?

orange: do you have long eyelashes?

apricot: what do you do when you're sad?

star fruit: favorite sea creature?

dragonfruit: do you drink alcohol?