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In the king crimson mosh pit filing my taxes

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identifying political ideologies by vague statements 2024 edition

• "both sides have gotten a bit extreme lately": conservative

• "i'm not really into politics": conservative

• "it's good to accept different opinions": conservative

• "i'm a conservative": 100% hitler

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i find the whole "i had unpleasant experiences with leftists before so now im a raging fascist" narrative incredibly funny because we have all had unpleasant experiences with leftists before. it comes free with being a leftist

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Every day I wake up and I shoot my phone and every night it grows back

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that one substack piece about heard/depp was one of the best things ive read all year tbh. maybe even the best opinion piece ive ever read in my time on the world wide web

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Lwaxana Troi | Fashion Icon

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Drag icon Divine wearing a Zandra Rhodes toga dress photo by Peter Warner 1980 (pic via @ Zandra_Rhodes on Twitter)

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I think it’s so funny how we have to speak to men like preschoolers when it comes to having empathy for women. like hey buddy… I know you think girls are icky :( but remember your mommy? your mommy is a girl! and then they’re like ohhhh… mommy IS a girl.. and I do like mommy… this is starting to come together

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Eminem isn’t violent, Slim Shady is. Get it right.

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like the most politically neutered movie of all time unironically

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That video of Alex Hirsch reading S&P notes for Gravity Falls conveys a few things to me:

1) the U.S. entertainment industry (especially animation) is run by older conservative types who make up offensive terms and get really mad about them.

2) the people who run Disney would be the first to fall in line with a fascist regime.

3) most of the media we consume is tailor-made and watered-down to appeal to the tastes of older, deeply religious conservative audiences.

4) conservatism, not the left, is and always has been the biggest voice of censorship in American culture.

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whenever i say “screaming crying throwing up” this is what i mean

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now that the Creep Tapes are over I can safely say that I Hated them lmao

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I made this same joke in my head with Sonic but Crash Bandicoot is the superior joke.