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fanfiction is so awesome. some of the most brilliant writers youve ever met are writing the most crazy porn youve ever seen. does that not move you

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television appearance that makes your estranged daughters plan an intervention

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hands down favorite fandom discovery so far is that most of the iwtv tvtropes page reads like a lestat callout post

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Dickie saying, "Ta-da!" after saving his own life, with no one actually around to see him or hear him (that he knows of), is so darling to me. Performer at heart.

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"the world isn't kind" ok??? Much more importantly are you?????

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just finished watching interview with the vampire (2022) by myself and without any prior knowledge or fandom interaction or looking anything up. i have formed many opinions about the show and characters under these circumstances. time to take a biiig bite of the fandom tag and see how closely i align with the consensus

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i know homophobic bully turns out to actually be gay themselves is a pretty standard trope but i don't think anyone has ever done it with quite the same commitment as joseph kavinsky. he literally sent gansey a dick pic from ronan's phone. like why did you do that king

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literally every single time kevin and jean talk about neil they sound like a divorced couple arguing about their child...i thought it was just TSC but the first time jean meets neil 😭 even then it's giving 'you had custody! why didn't you raise him right?' 'we should accept him as he is.' 'fuck all that! he needs manners!' and neil is sitting there like why are my parents arguing about my behavior in rapid french no one but i can understand? i literally said please, i tried to be nice.

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i know homophobic bully turns out to actually be gay themselves is a pretty standard trope but i don't think anyone has ever done it with quite the same commitment as joseph kavinsky. he literally sent gansey a dick pic from ronan's phone. like why did you do that king

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The funniest and greatest part of trc was going from blue’s pov (poly and raised in a commune) to ronan’s pov (catholic and insane). One chapter blue is like me and the boys are all in love with each other, the concept of having one true love is limiting because loving someone now doesn’t negate the love you might feel for someone else in the future, i can kiss my friends and be attracted to them without anything changing between us and next chapter you have ronan going if after i die my boyfriend likes someone else more than me or even the same amount as me i’m dreaming a bomb and blowing us all up.

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thinking about adam parrish again <3

(bonus: so is ronan)

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random thoughts i’m having while re-reading the trb: part 2

noah asking whelk “does this make you white trash now” after whelk loses his inheritance is actually insane, lowkey a ronan line

gansey grabbing the page of cups (blues card) before he grabs the death card…

ronan being afraid that gansey was going to leave henrietta and take adam with him makes me feel sick actually!!

gansey/whelk and ronan/noah parallels go crazy - noah’s described as a loyal, but ambitionless friend who followed whelk around on his quest

adam sending the flowers is so cute- love that he has the capacity to be normal and cute in a relationship and instead choses to do, like whatever he does with ronan

persephone and orla making a bet on which raven boy sent blue the flowers is such a cute detail (and persephone bettting on adam)

gansey seeing adam and blue sitting close and holding hands and just immediately thinking “hmm there’s something about it that i don’t like but i can’t put my finger on it” - it’s called jealousy king (of both of them somehow)

first blue gets called a prostitue then gets called a terrorist by ronan. when will my queen get a break

manic pixie dream girls walked so richard gansey iii could run because why is he yelling to the sky in a field with his arms outstretched

“havent you heard of being hung, drawn, and quartered” “is it as painful as conversations with ronan” is so funny blue matches their freak so well

i am living for glimpses of bluesey and pynch

part 1 , part 3

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automated text reply that just says YOU ARE NOT THE ONLY PERSON I AM LETTING DOWN

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ronan really thought he was being subtle about his thing for adam but the second they spent more one on one time together adam clocked his shit immediately. nice try lynch.

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Iconic Brucie Wayne Lines:

“It’s good luck to spill a little with martinis.” — said right before spilling his entire cosmo in Lex Luthor’s lap

“Can I take this for my son?” — said about anything, including crime scene evidence, but said so charmingly that 80% of people just let him take whatever he’s holding

“Sorry I’m on the Bluetooth.” — said while gesturing to an ear that definitely does not have an earpiece, usually mid-conversation at a party

“No yeah, they get walks every day.” — said about his kids, no one can ever 100% tell if he’s joking

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RONAN LYNCH DOF MOTIF SAVE ME. HE SMILES LIKE A WILD DOG AND ADAM COMMANDS HIM LIKE A MUZZLE SHUT UPPPPP OH MY GOD OH MY GOD AHHH