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i know homophobic bully turns out to actually be gay themselves is a pretty standard trope but i don't think anyone has ever done it with quite the same commitment as joseph kavinsky. he literally sent gansey a dick pic from ronan's phone. like why did you do that king

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literally every single time kevin and jean talk about neil they sound like a divorced couple arguing about their child...i thought it was just TSC but the first time jean meets neil 😭 even then it's giving 'you had custody! why didn't you raise him right?' 'we should accept him as he is.' 'fuck all that! he needs manners!' and neil is sitting there like why are my parents arguing about my behavior in rapid french no one but i can understand? i literally said please, i tried to be nice.

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i know homophobic bully turns out to actually be gay themselves is a pretty standard trope but i don't think anyone has ever done it with quite the same commitment as joseph kavinsky. he literally sent gansey a dick pic from ronan's phone. like why did you do that king

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The funniest and greatest part of trc was going from blue’s pov (poly and raised in a commune) to ronan’s pov (catholic and insane). One chapter blue is like me and the boys are all in love with each other, the concept of having one true love is limiting because loving someone now doesn’t negate the love you might feel for someone else in the future, i can kiss my friends and be attracted to them without anything changing between us and next chapter you have ronan going if after i die my boyfriend likes someone else more than me or even the same amount as me i’m dreaming a bomb and blowing us all up.

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thinking about adam parrish again <3

(bonus: so is ronan)

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random thoughts i’m having while re-reading the trb: part 2

noah asking whelk “does this make you white trash now” after whelk loses his inheritance is actually insane, lowkey a ronan line

gansey grabbing the page of cups (blues card) before he grabs the death card…

ronan being afraid that gansey was going to leave henrietta and take adam with him makes me feel sick actually!!

gansey/whelk and ronan/noah parallels go crazy - noah’s described as a loyal, but ambitionless friend who followed whelk around on his quest

adam sending the flowers is so cute- love that he has the capacity to be normal and cute in a relationship and instead choses to do, like whatever he does with ronan

persephone and orla making a bet on which raven boy sent blue the flowers is such a cute detail (and persephone bettting on adam)

gansey seeing adam and blue sitting close and holding hands and just immediately thinking “hmm there’s something about it that i don’t like but i can’t put my finger on it” - it’s called jealousy king (of both of them somehow)

first blue gets called a prostitue then gets called a terrorist by ronan. when will my queen get a break

manic pixie dream girls walked so richard gansey iii could run because why is he yelling to the sky in a field with his arms outstretched

“havent you heard of being hung, drawn, and quartered” “is it as painful as conversations with ronan” is so funny blue matches their freak so well

i am living for glimpses of bluesey and pynch

part 1 , part 3

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automated text reply that just says YOU ARE NOT THE ONLY PERSON I AM LETTING DOWN

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ronan really thought he was being subtle about his thing for adam but the second they spent more one on one time together adam clocked his shit immediately. nice try lynch.

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Iconic Brucie Wayne Lines:

“It’s good luck to spill a little with martinis.” — said right before spilling his entire cosmo in Lex Luthor’s lap

“Can I take this for my son?” — said about anything, including crime scene evidence, but said so charmingly that 80% of people just let him take whatever he’s holding

“Sorry I’m on the Bluetooth.” — said while gesturing to an ear that definitely does not have an earpiece, usually mid-conversation at a party

“No yeah, they get walks every day.” — said about his kids, no one can ever 100% tell if he’s joking

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RONAN LYNCH DOF MOTIF SAVE ME. HE SMILES LIKE A WILD DOG AND ADAM COMMANDS HIM LIKE A MUZZLE SHUT UPPPPP OH MY GOD OH MY GOD AHHH

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Tim's science experiments but they get increasingly unethical:

- Turning entire meals into nutrient injections

- Downloading TikTok onto the Batcomputer

- Devising a new blood typing system for extraterrestrials

- 3D printing a new spleen

- AirTagging Bart and having him travel through time

- Filling Jason's grave with different kinds of sand to make sedimentary rock

- BatGPT, an AI trained on confidential case files

- Traveling across universes to introduce an orphaned child Bruce to a childless Thomas and Martha

- Cloning everyone, including himself, to run simulations of every possible social situation

- Stanford Prison Experiment with Arkham inmates

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random thoughts i’m having while rereading the trb (this is just in the first like 80 pages because im obsessed)

oh my god gansey canonically drinks frapaccinos (because he’s so 2013 hipster)

“i thought you were dead in a ditch” i love ronan

gansey is so unknowable in the books no wonder everyone’s so obsessed with him

love that adam’s crush on ronan manifests first through an obsession with declan. ronan and declan would both equally hate that

gansey and ronan do donuts with their cars?? they are the same

ganseys duality being shown through having a bunch of random history books and swimsuit magazines thrown around is so funny

declan, king. why would you bring your girlfriend to meet your estranged brother’s weird friends - and specifically ask said friends to make sure it’s when ronan is gone lmao he’s so weird

glendower doesn’t gets mentioned until pg.44 - we have to get through copious and lovely descriptions by adam of gansey’s psyche in order to find out like, the plot of the book

we sort of get hints of gansey being friends with both declan and ronan until nialls death and him ultimately picking ronan which, ouch.

WHY IS GANSEY SUCH AS ASSHOLE OH MY GOD BLUE RUN i love them

omg blue describes gansey as “very tall” and around the same height as the other boys - rip short king representation (this is not aftg ig)

CANNOT STRESS HOW VALID BLUE IS AND HOW STUPID GANSEY IS WHEN THEY MEET WHY ARE YOU BEING SO CREEPY GANSEY

“devil waitress ” and “evil” jesus christ gansey calm down

love the fact that while ronan and declan are fighting and gansey is breaking up the fight, adam is playing with a spongebob bouncy ball. unbothered king

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*Stuck in their civilian identities trying to stop a villain*

Clark: *whispering* Bruce what do we do?!

Bruce: *whispering back, stuck in Brucie mode* I dunno man, usually I just flash my tits and all my problems go away

*Clark’s eyes dart down to Bruce’s unbuttoned shirt and a blush takes over his cheeks*

Clark: Oh, erm, *cough* y-yeah I could see that…

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happy pride to these homosexuals

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fuck i forget to tag shit. god. never finding shit ive reblogged already. rip me ig