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I love them, your honor

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hc that every couple months jason texts tim like "hey r you going rogue yet?" "no" "alr lemme know if you change your mind" until one night tim gets this text while he's having an absolute shit week and goes yknow what? why not and suddenly the internet is filled with news that red hood teamed up with an unknown associate to cause chaos(stealing from corrupt billionaire type chaos, not mass murder of innocents type chaos) and said associate randomly shows up again every couple months

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not normie enough to fit in but not fringe enough to lean into being a freak, worst of both worlds, pure liminality, just the weird coworker, and unrelatable classmate. and your mutual

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whoa you guys arent gonna believe this but i just saw moses come down the mountain again with a medium sized rock and he said theres a thirteenth commandment that just dropped and its that you cannot watch videos with sound on in public or you go to hell forever

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reading the poppy war for the first time and not to make everything about anakin and obi-wan but altan and chaghan are so anakin and obi-wan

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humble yourselvessssss your “he would not fucking say that” is always going to be another person’s “no-one understands him like this writer does”

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Ships with height differences. Reblog if you agree

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selecting 'not interested" on snape-loving content i come across online actually is a form of self-care

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                               THE AUTUMN NARNIAN GIFT EXCHANGE.

for @youhavegottobejokingeustace  from  @athoughtfox

Eustace Clarence Scrubb has gotten used to sleeping among the sounds of other people.  Under the decks of the Dawn Treader, the nights had crept along by the shufflings and coughings and snorings of the sailors, and Caspian’s muttering and Edmund’s quiet breathing, and the ship herself, whispering, sighing through the waters like a living thing.

Keep reading

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logical men in suits disheveled exhausted and unable to stand on their own my beloved. get that man a few weeks with no sleep and a mortal dilemma

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I think that if you asked Shaggy what his gender was he'd say "you're, like, livin' in a prison of your own creation, man" and then eat a huge sandwich in one bite

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Broke: The batfam separates Tim and Damian to stop them from fighting each other.

Woke: The batfam separates Tim and Damian because they both encourage the others' absurd logic to justify feral behavior.

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Tim: "See when I can focus directly on a case with no interruptions, my success rate goes up exponentially." (Hasn't slept in 56 hrs.)

Damian: "Statistics don't lie"

Tim: "Statistics don't lie"

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Damian: "When I adopt more animals, it makes me happy, and if I'm happy, I work better with a team."

Tim: "And you help an animal that needs a home."

Damian: "EXACTLY!"

Tim: "If anything, its irresponsible to let them roam the streets as strays."

Damian: "That's what I said!"

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Tim: "So one of the executives of this firm has been stealing some stuff, but unfortunately, he also has the resources and status to get him off the hook with a light sentence. Which sucks."

Damian: "What if you add a more serious crime to up the charges?"

Tim: "...That is GENIUS! I have dozens of cold cases that I've solved, but the culprits have already died! Im sure one of them could easily pass as him! "

Damian: "I can help if you need any evidence planted."

Tim: "Sure thing! I'll let you know when i find the right felony to give him!"

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Dick: "At least they're having fun and getting along?"

Bruce: "This is not better. Stop trying to pretend this is better."

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“Well, I’m not kissing the mundane,” said Jace. “I’d rather stay down here and rot.” “Forever?” said Simon. “Forever’s an awfully long time.” Jace raised his eyebrows. “I knew it,” he said. “You want to kiss me, don’t you?” Simon threw up his hands in exasperation. “Of course not. But if—” “I guess it’s true what they say,” observed Jace. “There are no straight men in the trenches.” “That’s atheists, jackass,” said Simon furiously. “There are no atheists in the trenches.”

― Cassandra Clare, City of Ashes, Chapter 8 (The Seelie Court)

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Jason: How long do you think it'll be until Tim finally snaps and commits murder?

Dick: I've been going through life assuming it's already happened at some point and it's just that no one was ever able to trace it back to him.

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casual kevjean does not exist jean would fumble with kevin's clothes the entire time say i love you in the first 10 minutes and then promptly cry during