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Do you guys remember how kidnap fantasies were popular on wattpad because young girls and queer teens were both made to feel shame at the thought of their own sexualities, so the fantasy of being kidnapped totally against their will was a way for them to engage with a romantic or sexual fantasy without feeling morally in the wrong for doing so? Added bonus that the fantasy involved being whisked away from repressive environments like home or school, right?

Finding out that Bram Stoker was in a sexless marriage and that scholars believe that he very likely was closeted gay puts the entire book into perspective as to WHY it reads EXACTLY like a self insert wattpad Dracula kidnap fic:

“I TOTALLY love my wife and would never do anything that an upstanding Good Straight Working Man wouldn’t do but oh nooo, big strong man with broad back and strong enough arms to carry me back to bed like a princess trapped me and claimed me as his, completely against my will 👉👈 But he protects me against the bad evil sexual women (who I assure you, I am TOTALLY sexually attracted to, as any straight man with a choice would be) but trust me, I do NOT want ANY of this. What’s that? The Count is not capable of feeling love? Would be a shame if I had the special ability to change tha-”

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Onward, Rocinante! Again and again, until the dream is within our grasp!

the dream goes on

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if you tell someone to do a marge simpson voice they always start with saying "homer" ans if you tell someone to do a lois griffin voice they always start with "petah". which is the name of their husbands instead of their own.....

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:D

twitter liked this one

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Reposting my falin doodle here🫶

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:3

I want to be in that car please 🙏

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srsly tho everyone i know either hates eggnog, loves it, or hasnt had it

personally i kinda like it but according to one of my friends whom i had it with, it tasted spoiled (this was literally the only time i ever had eggnog)

they should serve eggnog year round as a controversial milk

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reblogging to preserve the post

Keying/graffiti-ing someones car is old news now if someone cheats we go at their wardrobe with a seam ripper

yknow what? Fuck you *unstitches all your shirts and jeans*

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"Kamala Harris raised 50+ million dollars after Biden dropped out!" you fools.... that's the money she got from selling Biden to One Direction :(

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gotta catch em all

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akgthhdidneithwotbeotje

Tamaji

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hiya 🫣I’m squeaker a half deer cherub thing that travels the multiverse 😏 but that’s besides the point, I’ve been on off talking you and the other uh- creative characters you travel with and I must say😌 YOU GUYS ARE SUPER ENTERTAINING 🤩- so well done for bringing my immortal existence some amount of joy 🙂‍↕️- im yapping- anyway take this (super swanky Nike pros filled with beans) mkay buh bye now 😖 (poofs back to the multiverse)

What- I- Okay, bye, I guess.

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just when i thought my comics couldn't get dumber... i surprise myself 👭

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love dungeon meshi senshi's character design bc when he has the helmet on he looks like a fucking pokemon

and then he takes the helmet off and hes just a guy with a face and forehead and everything

edit:

to me he looks like this

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so the railways are sorta meant to have a similar theme to the next chapter up right? the cogwork being in line with heathcliff and timetrack corp, then mobius with the cyclical nature of ishmaels trauma from ahab and the whale, right? idk but the next railway being called masquerade is rly cool and i think thats gonna be for the goblin (don) so ye. idk i might be completely wrong but also theres a chance

I mean if it's not baiting I don't know what it is

Also it's sounds even funnier when you remember that when Erza almost distorted we learnt that she kinda fakes a lot of her personality to suit people around her.

Do you think Don Quixote's distortion could also have masks symbolizing her "roles"?