aphrodite-tops
one inch taller than danny devito and proud of it
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aphrodite-tops · 3 years ago
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I’m sorry milord, but the peasants are nailing erotic artwork of you and your court jester to the church doors again
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aphrodite-tops · 3 years ago
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Polly Pocket in my mouth tonight
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aphrodite-tops · 3 years ago
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i feel like we need to acknowledge that andrew garfield’s peter parker grows up to be peter b parker from spiderverse
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aphrodite-tops · 3 years ago
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The fact that im getting raw dogged by life everyday. Don’t have any medication to take the edge off. Nor any addiction, I don’t even got a religion or spirituality to fall back on. Im facing this life stone cold sober every goddamn day??? Why???
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aphrodite-tops · 3 years ago
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i hate this place i want to go to build a bear
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aphrodite-tops · 3 years ago
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when u see ur fav character on screen
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aphrodite-tops · 3 years ago
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finished toadbert's halloween costume
little wizard
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aphrodite-tops · 3 years ago
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aphrodite-tops · 3 years ago
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I have one very simple political belief and that is 'if there is a thing that a person will suffer or die without, then they should have it, and they shouldn't have to earn or deserve it'
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aphrodite-tops · 3 years ago
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court jester sucking the king silly right there on his throne, in full view of the guards
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Hades as John Mulaney quotes compilation
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left to be forgotten
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aphrodite-tops · 3 years ago
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despite all my dread i am still just a rat made of thread
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aphrodite-tops · 3 years ago
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why is it so humiliating when you’re wearing a mask and it makes your glasses fog. like okay loser
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aphrodite-tops · 3 years ago
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theres not a single fucking program id want to run on startup. as soon as i turn on my computer i want quiet silence to stare at my desktop wallpaper for a bit. if anythint else pops up im shooting it on sight
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