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I woke up out of a dead sleep to make this and then immediately passed back out

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Happy Valentine’s Day, everyone💘💞💞

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executive dysfunction is literally like. ive had a random dollar on my floor for two weeks and i dont know when ill fit it in my schedule to pick it up. people dont realize this

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So I have a deep appreciation for late night host John Oliver and all he does, but I have an even greater love for one of his running gags. In several of his episodes he flashes up a joke alternative title card for his show and I have been collecting screenshots of these cards. Here is my collection.

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when you're writing the filthiest kinks you've got and it's horny as fuck but you're making yourself cry because it's actually about the goddamned fucking trust and the intimacy of it all

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"A world without trans people has never existed and never will"

Poster spotted in Olympia, WA

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Kinda wanna be a girl but I'm 6'4" and built like a linebacker. So ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

You can be a girl you can always be a girl there’s no kind of body that unable to be a girl you need to become a girl

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is elon ever gonna leave this kid alone? yes I know its his kid but this is elon musk not a loving father

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⚠️ Warning: Super gay thing ⚠️

You 🫵

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the united states of america has a widespread social credit system called the "credit system",

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Getting angry and radicalized on the internet might be cathartic, but that's not the same thing as real, productive political action.

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this is honest to god what we should all feel like at all times

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treebeard and the hobbits

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