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flower capybara

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in this house we support barbiegloria and barbieraquelle !!! 🩷👩🏽‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏼🎀🍥🩰🦩💕👩🏻‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏼🌷

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The council will decide your fate now 🐰✨

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my main requirement in a partner is someone who's willing to "yes, and" me. if i say something completely insane i need them to just pick that up and run with it and commit to the bit until we wind up with a conversation that's funny to us but completely incoherent to everyone within earshot. actually now that i'm typing this out i've realised my ideal relationship might just be "shitty improv comedy duo"

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when being insufferably obnoxious abt a piece of media u love actually convinces ppl to check it out

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I know they're supposed to be funny but the Australian "need to wake up at 5 am to watch Eurovision" posts actually make me a bit emotional.

Wdym people are so dedicated that they get up at 5 in the morning to watch this crazy music competition taking place on the other side of the world??

You guys....🥹🥹🥹

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Azerbaijan:

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the amount of relatable songs this year is astounding. i feel better in my sweater??? i want to go to sleep??? yES. SAME GURL (gn) SAME

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"five tickets for the barbie movie please"

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coming out of my cage and i'm doing just fine

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AGGRESSIVE CHA CHA CHA

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How does Netherlands manage to seem so queer and so straight at the same time?

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Azerbaijan are just ABBA wannabes 

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she doesn’t even need to get up

Sweden can just stand on stage and people would still vote for them smh

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Moldova with the eye of sauron