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“A Strapless That Stays Put” by Kenneth D. King

Featured in Threads magazine, issue #46, pp. 52-56

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One thing that always gets a chuckle out of me is using the word "canonically" to describe things we know about the real world.

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newbie fic authors, shooting themselves in the foot: This fic is bad haha I suck at writing lol I am being mean to myself in the hopes that you will be nice to me but actually am dissuading anyone from even clicking on my fic because all I have done to advertise it is tell you why you shouldn't read it

me: I am King Big Dick of Fanfic Mountain and I have arrived in your fandom with the Express Intention of writing my Very Favorite Fics, which I will generously allow you to read. You're welcome.

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Petition to bring back the boop function next year for the ides of March where instead of a paw on the screen it’s a little knife that Caesar gets stabbed with

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had a bad low blood pressure moment last night and messily asked my partner for saltines and water before realizing i should probably ask for the Blood Pressure Medication I Need To Take. while they went to go grab it though i still had water and crackers so in a daze i took a swig of water but didnt swallow and then tried to cram 2 saltines in my mouth. full of water. in bed. with mouth full of water

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satisfying

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sorry man im all booked

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Out here hitting the Bong of Anubis

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i don’t think anyone has realized how bad of an experience this would be sonically so i put this together for y'all

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