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Welp I'm not dead yet

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gary mann

he tryed to commit suicide last week with a turret please someone find him?

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update

where is gary mann today?

did anyone go to his birthday party yesterday?

you know he has clinical depression right?

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hes fine just let him work it out

sick days announcement

your only allowed sick days if you have a deadly spreadable disease you can thank Steve Jameson everyone

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upcoming events

may 17th garys birth day may 19th testing of a new robot

may 27th test chamber creation signup

may 30th jacks birth day

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sick days announcement

your only allowed sick days if you have a deadly spreadable disease you can thank Steve Jameson everyone

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commpany anouncement

who taught the robots the laws of robotics they are now having a mental breakdown mainly the turrets

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*sreaming in smert*

*reaches out from under your bed & tickles your foot w/ my demonic claws*

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a prank

*enters office*

WHO THE HELL COVERED MY OFFICE IN PROPUSION GEL!?

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its impossible

Oh my god.

It happened.

I’ve waited for this moment for years!

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nice mozeic did you make it yourself?

Happy 10th Birthday Portal 2 🎉🎂

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company anouncement:

whoever is mastubating into the pneumatic diversity vents because its cloging the tubes and mesing with the tests