I am a weird dude who’s obsessed with Bokurano, Sonic the Hedgehog, and Breaking Bad
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I have my favourite boys down to their bare essentials
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Not only that, I love how Kako shows the sheer contrast between appealing physical traits and repulsive personality traits. It’s not really uncommon, but I always appreciate it whenever I come across it.
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Stop normalizing the grind and start normalizing this
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I know yall just joking, but please don’t gatekeep this site.
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Magnificent. Infinity/10. Would replay over and over again. Please.
Give. It. BACK.
Upon your death, you wake up in an empty white room. A screen pops up in front of you.
"How did you enjoy Existence? Leave a review! [Your deceased relative] and 698,573,900,091 other have rated "existing." Leave your rating today!"
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Happy Mother's Day everyone!!!
Please keep the internet away from these sweet summer boys!
Also, Love ya lots, Mom!!!!
*DO NOT REPOST MY ART*
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You know how people treat their pets? I imagine that's how soft yanderes are~ Like they try desperately not to hurt their darling, but they also don't give them that much autonomy.
Ooh, actually, I have quite a different view, but you do have a point. I suppose, if you really think about it, it's hard to reduce such a complex and broad idea of these unhinged love-sick fools into "hard yanderes" and "soft yanderes". Even soft yanderes have different variations. I'm have tempted to come up with my own and so I will. These are the ideas I have:
Like you've said, anon, there are soft yanderes who view their darlings as little pets they want to keep and cajole and revere. They don't want to hurt you and are appalled at the idea of you getting hurt by their hands or anyone else's, just like how you'd never want your pet to get hurt, but also, like regular people with pets, pets regularly don't have much autonomy. We decide when they eat, what they eat, how much they eat. When they're sick and don't want to take their medicine, we force them to take it, even if we have to hold them down and shove the syringe with liquid medicine between their teeth and force it down their throat. It's the same with that type of soft yandere. They're absolutely all for you. They want to spoil and serenade you with toys, comfortability, food, etc, but if they have to step in, so be it. Pets do need some discipline.
Then there are soft yanderes who understand how terrifying the situation you are in (i.e. your kidnapping) is but still won't do anything about it. They try to give you as much autonomy as you want, giving you the freedom to do whatever you want in the very comfortable room you're confined in. They don't want to make you feel miserable and are more inclined to let you have a whole house to yourself, rather than a room, but if you force their hand (and their patience is quite incredible, really), they will have to regrettably confine you into a room not so comfortable for you to understand just how good you have it. They try to make the best of the sucky situation you're in— but you're not getting out of it either. Beg all you want, all they'll feel is sympathy, not regret.
Soft yanderes who don't actively try to kidnap you, but are a little forward with their advances because they want you to know that they like you but don't want to scare you off— though, they are more than willing to scare off others if need be.
Well, that's all I have for now, but I will certainly add in more should they come to mind! :)
And I would love to hear any ideas you guys have!
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A bunch of prompts
I cant add a break, I'm on mobile, someone help- anyways, there are prompts containing smut and abuse after the possessive ones, you dont have to read it if you don't want. Also, send in a number and I'll write a short drabble, les go.
Fluffy
"Aww, you've got a milk mustache"
"Did you cut your hair? It's so fluffy and cute!"
"Can you help me with this? I keep messing up"
"You should sing the other person's part, this is a duet after all"
"Why do you wear such big clothes, it's too adorable, you possess too much power"
"Ya know what? You're a pillow now"
"If you don't wake up I'll start tickling"
"We should go look at stars!"
"Were you always so cute?"
"You have ice cream on your nose"
Angsty
"You said you would stay safe! Getting shot isn't staying safe!"
"You weren't supposed to hurt (him/her/them)! Just me! I deserved it more!"
"Why is it so hard for you to love yourself?"
"Please, taking this will help you, I promise" || "You never keep promises"
"No, no no no, you can't die yet!"
"I still need you! Don't walk away, please!"
"(He's/she's/they're/etc) a traitor. A liar. A cheater. Obviously this never meant anything to (him/her/them/etc)."
"Why did you leave..? Why did you leave?! Answer me, dammit!"
"What's wrong with me..?"
"When the sun comes up, we won't have any memories of each other. Say what you want now"
Crackhead energy
"Dude why the fuck are you covered in cake"
"No, hey, get off the table!"
"Wanna see how many fruit snacks in my mouth?"
"Wait, stay like that, I'm gonna make you into a meme"
"Do you think I can do a backflip off the bed?"
"Splash me with water again and I'll get the water guns!"
"Each time you say my name I think 'Oh god not (him/her/them/etc) again.'"
"Babe, you remind me of candy. You're always so sticky"
"Ew, no, don't kiss me! You're covered in paint!"
"I love you but please, stop pouring glue all over my hand."
Scary
"You heard that, right?"
"It's too dark, we can't go in!"
"There's something big here, we need to go!"
"I don't like this..."
"Stop it, it's gonna hear us!"
"Can you please be quieter, I don't want to wake...whatever it is."
"I thought those batteries were new, they're already dead?"
"If you're over there, what's holding my hand?"
"Did you see that?!"
"That thing is going to kill us!"
Comfort
"Hey, hey, shhh. It's okay now."
"Look, we're safe, okay?"
"I know it hurts, but I'm trying to be gentle"
"Did you have a nightmare? Come here.."
"Shh, shh, no more crying.."
"Do you wanna talk about why you're sad?"
"Don't worry any more, I've got you."
"Look, see? Just a small scratch."
"I think you're (beautiful/handsome/etc)"
"I still love you, okay?"
Whump
"Nobody is going to save you."
"Don't even think about trying to escape!"
"You're crying? Seriously? Pathetic."
"You really think (he's/she's/they're/etc.) going to save you?"
"You're trapped. Stop trying to escape."
"Look, the more noise you make, the more I'm going to hurt you."
"If you don't start listening, I'm going to hurt (him/her/them/etc)!"
"You're so gullible, thinking I'd let you go!"
"For that, don't even think about food today."
"By hurting them, I'm hurting you. It's a win win!"
Possessive
"You're mine."
"I don't want you talking to (him/her/them/etc), you know (he/she/they/etc.) like(s) you."
"Why don't we stay home today? Just us. I don't want anybody else seeing your beautiful face"
"This (girl/guy/person/etc) that used to bully me went missing, do you know about it?"
"You're mine. I put my name on you to prove it!"
"If anybody else tries to flirt with you, there'll be hell to pay."
"Please, I need you. You don't understand."
"(Him/Her/Them/etc)? (He's/She's/They're/etc.) not even worth a thought!"
"You're my property, and I'm not letting (him/her/them/etc) steal you away."
"I love you more than anything."
NSFW
"Fuck, you look so hot tonight."
"I need you to be quiet for me, okay?"
"Please, please, no more teasing, (title).."
"Hey, we're in public."
"You are so cute when you beg for me like that.."
"Do you want me?"
"If you want more, beg for it my baby."
"Aww, you're wearing this just for me?"
"Lovely, will you be my good (boy/girl/person/etc)?"
"Bad (boys/girls/people/etc) don't get rewarded."
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lovesick/obsession writing prompts🌹💌
Trigger Warning!!!! Mentions of manipulation, g0re, bl00d, etc. (Potential yandere themes)
Sorry for posting this haha 😬
dialogue prompts:
"I'll be yours, no matter what."
"How did I ever get so lucky…?"
"I'm in such pain every second we're apart."
"Thinking about you is my favorite hobby..."
"I would hurt myself much more if it meant you would take care of me."
"I need you more than I need air to breathe."
"I will love you until the day I'm dead."
"After I'm done with you, your thoughts will be plagued by me."
"You deserve the entire world's attention!!"
"I've completely dedicated myself to you, why can't you do the same?"
"I actually went to see you last night… you didn't notice, but you looked so cute!"
"I don't want to hurt you, honey."
"If they ever become a problem, let me know. Okay, love?"
"The emotions you make me feel are too special, we must be destiny."
"The next time they touch you, I'll cut their wretched limbs off."
"I want to tell you how much I love you until my throat starts bleeding."
"All I want is to see that smile!"
"I would only hurt you if you really wanted me to."
"Take out all your anger on me; as long as I get your attention, I don't care!"
"I want to be yours, hold me tightly forever!"
"I'm always willing to go further with you..."
"Nobody needs to know."
"I'll gouge your eyes out myself so that the last thing you see is my face~!"
"Don't you dare leave me alone."
"Your blood looks so pretty…"
"Don't say such things about yourself, you angel-!"
"I know all there is to know about you, my love."
"I am jealous. I'm so horribly jealous."
"I will change into the person you desire… you deserve the best."
"I want to taste you, to breathe you, to be smothered by you…!"
"Please, make me bleed."
"Controlling all these emotions is just too hard."
"I can't lose this feeling, I can't lose you!"
"Isn't it romantic~?"
"Hit me. You'll feel better."
"I feel like I'm losing my mind-!"
"I can't calm down."
"My heart just won't stop p-pounding."
"I'm madly in love with you!!"
"I'm drowning in your scent…"
"Beautiful baby! So lovely, so breathtaking! Captivating! Alluring!"
etc:
Staring, watching, fantasizing
Confusion, denial, refusal
Worship, hopeless devotion, smothering
Endless praise, compliments, obsession, hyperfixation
Vulnerability, weakened senses
Choking, emotional manipulation
Decapitated body parts, explicit gore
Praise, idolization, drugging
Crying, struggling, infatuation
Stalking, hunting, trespassing
Erotomania; delusional disorder that causes a person to believe that their fate requires a certain relationship
Possessive, violent, clingy
Sobbing, begging, pleading, praying
Starving, craving, aching
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