I am so, so sure that my cousin meant to type something else, but I'm going to cry. Welcome to my bathroom themed bathroom... Pictures of other people's bathrooms on the walls... Little bathtub figurines on the sink... Soap dispenser shaped like a toilet... Life could be a dream... in my bathroom themed bathroom...
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the fact i'm not a vampire with a hot vampire partner is extremely homophobic ngl
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my 5 year plan is to get back my joy
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to all the depressed teens out there not brushing your teeth FUCKING BRUSH THEM i promise you i promise you i promise you i promise you look at me i promise you my heart my liver my lungs that you’re gonna thank yourself later. Just once a day even. Please
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Today's Seal Is: Just Chilling
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Do you tend to like villains because you're at your core immoral in your real life too
i like villains because they're hot
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guys oh my god they invented a thing called friends. and they love you and want to talk to you and be around you. has anyone heard of this
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HIGH ON STANDARDS LOW ON SKILL. CREATIVE PROCESS MAKE YOU ILL
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And the way whenever you go to talk to Minthara she just says "Our enemies still draw breath." in that unimpressed staccato.
You're so right queen. Where are our enemies. Let's end them and then kiss in the crimson pool of their blood and viscera.
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women be watching movies and making meaningful observations
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Just say the weird thing!!! you will attract a crazy girl who wants to be your best friend.
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