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do you ever think about what your traits would be if you were a sim
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Remember when Trey parker and Matt stone went to the oscars in dresses and whenever anyone asked about it they would avoid the question with ‘it’s such a magical evening and everyone just looks so spectacular we’re glad to be a part of it all’ and they were on Acid the whole time.
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my favorite winter sporting events
Snow Peas
Beheading
Bat Impressions
Speed Cloning
Bad Ideas
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WATERY KETCHUP IS THE WORK OF STAN
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One of these things is not like the others
One of these things is not quite the same
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