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Dragon Prince characters I would let borrow my car:
Terry ā a) extremely safe driver and b) keeps it clean. no idea where heās taking it, but thatās fine because i know iāll get it back in one piece
Corvus ā would only ever ask to borrow it for errands or appointments. or if i need him to pick something up. probably lets out a long sigh at people who hang around when the light turns green
Sarai ā basically the same deal as Corvus except she asks if i can at least go with her because she likes the company. accidentally hangs around when the lights turn green
Harrow ā would download at least three navigation apps and use maybe one. might consider going off-roading which is cause for concern but heās responsible (enough) not to bash my car to smithereens
Callum ā moderately successful driver at best. he shouldnāt really have his licence but he does. he also believes this. is only allowed to will only drive up to the shop and back
Viren ā i don't know. i just do. he doesn't care about damaging my car because he prefers to ruin me psychologically. i firmly believe he cannot park to save his life
Dragon Prince characters i would NOT let borrow my car:
Rayla ā this girl parks in 15 minute zones (specifically in the park next to the sign) and throws a fit when her own car gets towed because she was there for two hours. there is no way she's getting mine
Soren ā i'm never seeing that car again. it's either been claimed as his, auctioned off, or it's someplace somewhere in several pieces.
Aaravos ā he's carefully dissecting my car and rearranging parts as he's rebuilding it so that my engine doesn't work and my doors are on backwards. that or he's driven it off a cliff and hasn't had the heart to tell me
Aanya ā i don't need to receive an email from authorities telling me a teenager, "likely high", ran approximately six red lights in a row and at one point was hanging out the window with a loaded bow in MY CAR, thanks
Villads ā dude please don't carve out a sunroof because there "isn't enough light". you're literally blind and that costs so so much to repair. if you've even left me anything to repair. probably lets Nyx drive it and that automatically makes my car not mine anymore
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plot twist: turns out Harrow has been living with Lissa this entire time, because what better way is there to make sure Viren never finds/comes after him than to hang around his ex-wife
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Superman isn't woke. You're just so evil that you see a man doing acts of kindness and you think it's a targeted political agenda
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With the amount of flips and tricks Natsu does during his fights how about a high school / college AU where him and Lucy meet on the cheer team.
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Im just so frustrated bc it doesnt seem fair that your skills can degrade over time. i LEARNED ITš
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"you are annoying about x & y" okay. this is the being annoying website.
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They should ship Brennan Lee Mulligan over to the UK and make him compete in Taskmaster. I think it'd be sort of a vacation from the kind of experiments that Sam plays on him
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coming out as a fairy tail watcher so that i can give my two cents about butch erza
Iāve seen plenty of the Erza headcannon where she has short hair and expresses very little femininity. I understand the appeal HOWEVER I think that removing her femininity undermines her character
Erza acts very āmasculineā. She carries a sword, she wears armour, and sheāll fight whoever whenever. It seems obvious that she would prefer short hair and that she doesnāt wear make-up, much like Erza Nightwalker (her Edolas version)
But, I think that Erza is actually a hyperfeminine bimbo. Her more masculine traits does not remove from her femininity and instead, she strives to be a beacon to represent women in combat. Her upbringing as a āhelpless girlā in the Tower of Heaven made her resent girlish traits. Thatās why she cut her hair and tried to act like a man.
Once she escaped to Fairy Tail, she met Mirajane. Mira wasnāt very traditionally feminine as a child. We can see that in her outfit and her actions. But, she also kept her hair long. Through Mira, Erza understood that long hair and femininity didnāt equate weakness. Mira was plenty strong. Thatās when Erza grew out her hair.
As they grew up, Mira looked more toward her feminine side and Erza followed in bits and pieces. The Erza we see is pretty much Miraās opposite. She stays in armor, she doesnāt know how to do housewife things (cooking, cleaning, not destroying towns) and yet she likes dresses and bikinis
Erza shows that women donāt have to look and act like men in order to be powerful. Her womanhood makes her strong. All of her outfits keep her long hair because it acts as a reminder of that.
as for erzajane, theyāre a fem for fem couple, your honourš«”
or erza is a bisexual with a heavy preference for women. unfortunately for women everywhere, jellal
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sheepish is a really funny word. fuck im so nervous (turns into this)
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"I wonder if the mature themes in Arc3 will mean sexual content"
"Mature Arc 3 means more blood and gore!"
You are all focussing on the wrong things. Actual adult themes look like this:
- Callum has lower Backpain because he's mostly studying in the library and not out adventuring anymore
- Ezran has to endure a 3 hour meeting with financial advisors discussing laws regarding the income declarations of Companies, NGOs and Freelancers
- Amaya's and Janai's Relationship is strained because one of them doesn't do their share of the household chores
- "How can this be dirty already AGAIN? I *just* cleaned it!" - Rayla, in her futile fight to keep their house clean
Follow me for more terrible Arc 3 Ideas
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Reasons to live:
- The Dragon Prince
- The Dragon KING!!!!!
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when i first heard about the male loneliness epidemic i was like oh yeah close camaraderie and bonding between men is often discouraged in favor of competition or, if not discouraged, at least filtered through a lens of individualism that precludes deep connections. and then i learned what people meant by it (men arent getting laid) to which i say skill issue
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