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Daniel Radcliffe’s wife is from Flint and so sometimes he’s in town and you just kinda… see fuckin Harry Potter out n about. Saw him leaving Texas Roadhouse today and he nodded at my round rim glasses lol

Didn’t ask for a picture but my waitress friend did and he took a pic with the whole crew

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hi hello what the fuck this trailer is a personal attack 

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Do you ever lie awake wondering how the heck Gimli knows what a nervous system is

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Anyway do I have to write this klaus & diego buddy cop fic my damn self or what

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Being bitten by a dracula is different from being bitten by a vampire. Regular vampires turn you into a blood-sucking creature of the night, with wildly varying degrees of sex appeal; draculas turn you into a dracula. You don’t become a Lestat or an Edward or a Spike or even a Viago. You become a dracula. Not Bram Stoker’s THE Count Dracula, but a dracula. You know the ones. It doesn’t matter what your gender or nationality or personality or sense of style is before becoming a dracula—once you’re turned, you’re all the same. You say “bleh” and you have to wear a cape and make unsubtle jokes about exsanguination and go “ah ah ah” when you laugh, or else you die.

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I’ve been wanting to knit this bee cowl for ages, but I didn’t feel like I had the chops. After a couple more complex fair isle things, I went for it!

I saw the bee on a sweater and just dummied up a pattern, so I can’t take credit for that. Knit with Valley Yarns Huntington, which is cheap and wonderful!

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It haunts me that celebrities are just theater kids that made it

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Ain’t nothing wrong with eating some bread dipped in olive oil, balsamic vinegar and various herbs

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The smash hit of the summer.

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I hope all the white gays who are quick to talk about Ellen Page’s LGBT activism but flat out ignore when she speaks on environmental racism know how transparent you are.

Anyway, here’s a reminder that Ellen Page is one of the best celebrity allies I’ve ever seen, and it means a lot to know she genuinely cares about these things.

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Women in superhero movies be like: The world as we know it could end if we don’t stop this villain right now [takes time to contour, apply winged eyeliner, false lashes, and lipstick]

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12 Months | April

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Dangerous

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I hope Avengers sometimes go to Strange like “I need your help” and he’s like “What’s wrong? Skrulls? Hydra?” and they’re like “I’m congested and it hurts when I swallow.”

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girls dont want boyfriends, girls want fancy ceremonial daggers to wear strapped to their thighs for style and intimidation

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This is off topic!