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“i asked chatgpt-” ohhh ok so nothing you are about to say matters at all

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“we need weirder queer people” y’all couldn’t even handle the x-men

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ed emberley pokemon!

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Weiner dog wearing armor at the Michigan Renaissance Festival (2002)

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unfortunately, “it’s complicated” continues to be the correct answer to most questions worth asking. yeah I’m annoyed about it too

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Love it when Rolling Stone puts out an article about the 25 most influential internet creators and I've only heard of 7 of them

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a quick “why is my life so bad” checklist

how’s your sleep schedule

have you eaten or drank anything besides sugar and caffeine

how long have you been sitting in one spot

have you gone out in public recently

have you taken a shower/brushed your teeth/groomed yourself properly

have you spent time doing an activity that doesn’t involve a screen

etc

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people are always like “i have face blindness but i’m good with names” or “im terrible with names but i never forget a face” well baby idk how to tell u this but i am . bad at both.

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We can't ibuprofen our way outta this one boys

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Source

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Dude it’s almost time to step on a crunchy leaf

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seething about the fact that i will never experience photosynthesis in my own useless cells. i bet it feels so good when the light of the sun both warms you and fuels you at the same time. a bone-deep satisfaction mixed with a heated sugar-rush and endless brightness. not that i would fucking know