anxious-fandom-bean

[anxious-fandom-bean]

I literally do not bother worrying about unwritten rules of commenting on works on AO3. If I have a thought I want to comment, I'll comment it. Who cares if the work is ten minutes or ten years old. I certainly don't. I'll comment multiple times on a single chapter if I feel like it. Live Peach reaction. There are no rules except for being nice.

[anxious-fandom-bean]

I think people should be allowed to sleep in the same bed in a non sexual and non romantic way. I think cuddles can happen non sexually and non romantically. I think most acts of affection are non sexual and non romantic until you make it sexual or romantic (other than the obvious things like actual sex is sexual)

[anxious-fandom-bean]

me watching monsters inc as a kid: how did it take so long for anyone to figure out that human child laughter not only produced energy like screams, but was more effective, and that children aren’t actually dangerous at all?

me watching monsters inc now: monsters incorporated, a multi-billion dollar corporate giant, stood to make extra profits off a scream shortage because low supply with high demand makes it possible to charge a fortune for a necessary commodity and everyone has no choice but to pay the high prices because they can’t go without electricity. Therefore Monsters Inc, as well as any other major powers that may have existed at the start of the era of using scream energy, fabricated the idea that only screams could generate sustainable energy sources in order to create artificial scarcity, because laugh energy was far easier to obtain and far more efficient, and therefore stood to lower the value of energy due to surplus. They also fabricated the idea that human children were toxic, in order to a) make other monsters too afraid to go near them to do research and possibly discover the secret of laugh energy, and b) to make monsters so afraid of going near them that there is a shortage of scarers, making it harder for rival companies to rise up and create competition. Even in the monster world, capitalism is based on lies, greed and cruelty, and even monster companies have no qualms about using and abusing children to maximize profits.

[anxious-fandom-bean]

Bro I fucking love the DB Cooper case nothing about this whole situation sounds real. None of the passengers on the plane realized they were being hijacked until the plane landed two hours after it was supposed to and the fbi showed up with suitcases full of money. The note about the bomb almost went unnoticed because the flight attendant thought she was being sexually harassed so she didn't read it. One of the main suspects was the first trans woman in Washington to have a sex change operation. A reporter who was so dead set on his suspect that he brought him to court was so upset about being wrong that he went catatonic and was treated with electroshock therapy and it WORKED. There's been multiple "I'm DB Cooper" death confessions. He never even SAID his name was DB Cooper. Either he got away with a million bucks in today's money and the most iconic and harmless crime American history or he impaled himself on a pine tree while falling a zillion miles an hour in the dark while clutching duffel bags full of cash and either option is equally hilarious. He wore a clip on tie. He committed an act of sky piracy. What in the fucking looney toons

[anxious-fandom-bean]

[anxious-fandom-bean]

[anxious-fandom-bean]

I did this compilation right after Vine went down, and I thought I lost it, but I finally found it

[anxious-fandom-bean]

This “hanging out” you mentioned is intriguing. Have my people call your people

[anxious-fandom-bean]

I should be working on the comic but it is shitpost Sunday

OG meme:

[anxious-fandom-bean]

[anxious-fandom-bean]

sometimes bad things happen to you but the manner in which they're inflicted is so indistinguishable from the sorts of cruel and unusual misfortunes that befall a character in a sitcom created for the sole purpose of suffering for other people's entertainment that it's impossible to even begin to get upset about it

[anxious-fandom-bean]

A lot of good choices, but I'll have to with Scooby-Doo. But what's your favorite from this list?

And while we are here, please share and donate to help a woman widowed from this genocide and her two young children. They live on a tent on the beach in the middle of winter, and things are hard.

flyers (eng + es) + vet

[anxious-fandom-bean]

Hey, no homo, but I am sitting on the broken swing set out back in the perfect, quiet, 2:00am blackness and picturing the softness of your voice and the darkness of your eyes with such perfect and terrible clarity that it feels like I'm choking on my own heartbeat.

[anxious-fandom-bean]

If I were found in a 'night at the museum" situation, there would be no wacky hijinks, let me tell you. I'd kill myself instantly. The wax figures wouldn't even be alive yet and I'd be dead.

[anxious-fandom-bean]

big fan of when some edgelord isolates himself from the world hiding in his menacing magical castle, only for his future love interest to ram down the doors like YO BITCH! i live here now

[anxious-fandom-bean]

You are beautiful in your own, warped little way!

[anxious-fandom-bean]