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ADA Chuuya thoughts in my head He's everyone's favorite he's cool and nice and he shows up to work on time if not early. Kunikida cries tears of joy when he comes to work one day and chuuya is there before him. He shows Kenji cool tricks and brings snacks for Ranpo and Kyouka and gossips with Yosano and tells Atsushi about his pm days with Dazai and goes to cat cafe with Fukuzawa and EVERYONE LOVES HIM and it drives Dazai insane because 1. He's no longer the center of attention and 2. Everyone is trying to steal his chibi.

"Yosano I trust you to handle this case."

"Sure boss but can I take Nakahara with me?"

"Ranpo I need you to go to the crime scene."

"I'm taking mr. fancy hat with me!"

"Atsushi kun please look into this case. Take an agency member with you if you need."

"Oh then Chuuya san-"

"Atsushi kun I'm your mentor!"

"You can come along too Dazai san!"

Annoyed and grumpy, Dazai makes sure to be as much as infuriating and clingy as possible when they get back home everyday. Chuuya absolutely hates it. (He loves it. He loves the stupid bandage wasting machine to the moon and back but he'll never admit it.)

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i recently got a dropout subscription and the difference between make some noise and game changer is so funny to me

make some noise: a group of silly fellows doing improv and having a fun time

game changer: psychological torture

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look at them and tell me you don't feel the inexplicable urge to walk up to them, steal their hats, and run away cackling

their hats will be stolen

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hold on im curious

ok cool (still angy that he's taller than me)

what abt bta Chuuya

ok im american i need to translate that

oh my gods bta Chuuya's shorter than bsd chuuya

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Big fan of time period fantasy media having characters fight with knives or swords and this is the regular, established canon, and then another character just pulls out a gun. No hesitation. Just starts shooting. Funniest trope out there

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This is still my favorite Bungo Stray Dogs/ Bungo to Alchemist crossover video

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The Next Generation Delivery Vehicle that the USPS ordered is legit the most fucked up thing you'll ever see in your life.

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Any red state can turn blue if enough voters turn out.

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One of my favorite thing I’ve learned about animals studies is that you should avoid using colorful leg bands when you’re banding birds because you can accidentally completely skew the data because female birds prefer males with colorful bands

Apparently if you put a red band on a male red wing blackbird his harem size can double

So like you can completely frick up the natural reproduction of a group of birds by giving a guy a bracelet so stylish that females CANNOT resist him

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Don't know if this is making the rounds here bc it's quite recent but TunnelBear VPN is now free for people connecting from Venezuela to use to elude censorship!

You can get it here!! Stay strong and safe!!

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"It took me TWO years to finish this sketch book!" Well that's cuz you're not fuckin sketching. Those are fully painted pieces dawg that's a renderedbook. I've gone through four sketchbooks in my off time this year alone I just draw stupid faces and shit for fun. pussy up like the rest of us and start drawing stick figures with guns

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Does anybody else track their life though a series of obsessions? Like “ah yes, i remember that happening, i was obsessing over Star Gate Atlantis at the time,” or, “this was during my Supernatural era.” I can map out my whole life in this way.

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I’m not addressing gojos letters because I don’t want to think about the fact that he sat down and KNEW he wasn’t gonna make it out but had full faith in those kids, I don’t want to think about him knowing that Megumi would have to live forever with the knowledge that Sakuna used him to kill Gojo and he purposely wrote a cute silly message (sowwy with a lil drawing of him) hoping (and succeeding) to make Megumi laugh especially after all he went through, how he sought out Nobara’s family cause he is estranged from his and he wants a better life for those kids than the life he had. And not to circle back to the whole killing all the elders of jujitsu society cause he wanted to protect the kids he is just sooo fundamentally good Ok DAMN I AM CRYING THINKING ABOUT IT

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JJK 268 SPOILERS

ITAFUSHIKUGI ARE BACK!! MY FAMILY IS ALIVE AND HAPPY!! IM SOBBING

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It's always two gays and a lesbian

Two gays and a Lesbian

Two gays and a Lesbian

Two gays and a Lesbian + Panda

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I’m talking to a pro abort on Instagram and they admitted what they already knew- abortion advocates think abortion in a solution to poverty and abuse.

Ironically this isn’t pro choice(but that’s not what pro choicers are about). Once we say abortion fixes poverty it allows:

- government programs to refuse poor pregnant woman or mothers because they had the option to abort

-fathers to refuse child support because the woman had the option to abort

-in extreme cases, forced abortions. If abortion is not morally wrong and is a way out of poverty, then forcing an abortion would simply count as helping someone out of poverty

We already refuse financial aid to people who don’t meet certain requirements (criminal record, not being sober, not actively searching for a job, etc) and pregnancy could easily be added to that if a corrupt government wanted to.

Obviously this is a worst case scenario, but imagine if everyone bought into this pro choice ideology. We’d see so much pregnancy discrimination and so much killing.

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Literally no one in the pro life movement actually believes miscarriage care, ectopic pregnancies, and pregnancy complications are equivalent to abortions. That’s a pro choice fantasy. Here’s proof from the laws themselves:

Credit to Minnesota Citizens Concerned for Life