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A funeral director is standing at the edge of a cliff, about to jump

Funeral Director: I’m ruined! My funeral directory business has gone bankrupt! I will lose my home, my wife, my kids. I’m RUINED!!! RUINED!!!!!!!! Okay… on three, I jump. One… two… thr-

Man: What are you doing?

Funeral director: I’m about to commit suicide. You?

Man: Also committing suicide. My 10-year-old boy was kidnapped. He was my absolute everything. and I can’t live in a world where this level of pain exists.

Funeral Director: Damn… I’m sorry….. okay. We both jump on three, okay?

Man: Okay.

Funeral Director: One…. two….. thr-

Woman: What are you two doing?

Funeral Director: We’re committing suicide.

Woman: You are??? I am about to as well.

Man: What happened?

Woman: I don’t remember a time where I wasn’t depressed.

Funeral Director: Okay, so on three, we all jump. One….

Man: Two…

Woman: Thr-

Other man: What are you doing?

Woman: We’re committing suicide.

Other man: Me too!

Man: Why?

Other man: ….unspeakable reasons….

Funeral Director: Okay, on three, the four of us, we all jump. Ready?

Man: One…

Woman: Two…

Other Man: THREE!!!

THUD!!! THUD!!! THUD!!!

Funeral Director: …..my business is saved!!

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An indian and Albert einstein make a bet, Albert einstein says for every question you say and I don't have an answer for I will give you $500 and when I have a question you can't answer you will give me $5. The indian agrees. Albert asks him what 96950x30857 is, then the indian gives him $5 then...

The indian asks him, what goes up a mountain with 3 legs and comes down with 4, albert is stumped and gives him $500 then curious albert asks the indian what does go up a mountain with 3 legs and come down with 4? Then the indian gives him $5

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Give me some chocolate ice cream, please!

she said to the clerk.

“I’m sorry, ma'am, we’re out of chocolate”.

“Ok, then, give me some chocolate ice cream”.

“I told you, we don’t have any!”

“Well, I’ll settle for chocolate ice cream”.

The exasperated clerk says “Can you spell ‘straw’ as in strawberry?”

“S - T - R - A - W”

“Correct! Now, can you spell 'water’ as in watermelon?”

“W - A - T - E - R”

“Very good! Now can you spell 'fuck’ as in 'ice cream’?”

“But there isn’t any fuck in ice cream!”

“THAT’S WHAT I’VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU, LADY!”

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Within Temptation is a good band. Sharon den Adel has such beautiful vocals.

hey ?

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شفاء القلب

If you’re in need of healing then search for it in Allaah, for Allaah is the one who created your heart and He is the only One truly capable of healing it.

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You know what I hate ?

Better that you still don't know

can we start a you know what i hate chain? i’ll start

YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE!!?

people who chew with their fUCKinG mouth open

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what are we doing here

and where are we gonna go?

it’s like we just woke up one morning

and then it’s welcome to the show

don’t ask any questions

just go with the flow

make as much money as you can

and try your best not to get broke

copy everything you see on the tv from the

hairstyles to the clothes and

don’t think too often

just do exactly as you’re told

and if you ever get confused then just turn towards the alcohol

you still hear your thoughts?

then just turn up the radio

as you, learn to live a lifestyle of

drugs

sex

and

rock n roll

but in all honesty

i just need to know

is there more to the cycle than

growing and getting old

living and dying just to

leave behind a happy home and a

whole lot of property that

somebody else is going to own

i just really need to know before the

caskets closed

cause i’m not

willing to gamble with my soul nor am i

ready to take any chances

these are just simple life questions and i’m just

searching for some answers

like what are we doing here

and what is our purpose

how did we get here and

who made us so perfect?

and what happens once we go or is this

world all really worth it

questions we don’t answer because

apparently, we don’t really have to

there’s no purpose to this life and our existence is merely natural?

then in that case please let me ask you

did you create yourself or was it somebody else who had fashioned you?

cause you’re a being that’s impeccable

faultless and unparalleled

you are a product of Supreme Intelligence and i’m

merely being rational

for there isn’t a camera on this earth that can come close to the human eye

nor a computer that can compete

alongside the human mind

and if the

whole world was to come together we wouldn’t be able to create a single fly

so many signs yet we

still deny

as science tries to justify that

all this could come from none

when it’s a simple sum

zero plus zero plus zero cannot possibly ever give you one

so from where did all this

order come?

for everything has its origins

a Maker, a Creator of its Own

i mean the only reason your watching this video is because somebody had to press upload

so we can believe in the Big Bang but I’d rather

believe in He who caused it

to explode

Allah

the Creator of everything along with every single soul

the Everliving, the Master the only One Who is in control

unlike His Creation, beyond our imagination

and no

He’s not a Man nor does He have any partners in association

He’s on His own

and no, He did not

ever leave us

alone

just like every manufacturer

He left us with an instruction manual

the Quran and Islam and i’m sorry to jump to conclusions but it’s the

only one possible

the Only definition of God as the One and Only

Supreme Being its

logical

a Book with

zero contradictions with

miracles that are both scientific

and historical

all revealed over

1400 years ago

like the detailed description of the

human embryo

…Watch…

Talk Islam - Embryo = Leech | Amazing Quran Miracle | #MindBlow

…Voice-over…

“..the descriptions of the human embryo in the Quran cannot be based on scientific knowledge in the 7th century…”

to the mountains as pegs holding

firm the earth below

and the two seas that

don’t mix in a complete separate flow

to the planets in orbit

alternating night and day as they stay

in float

the expansion of the Universe and the Creation of everything

from H2O

to the stories of the past and the preservation of

Pharaoh

to identifying the lowest point in the land where

Persia defeated Rome

the gushing fluid that

created Man in the glands between the ribs and the

backbone and

not a word has changed it’s still the same so

please explain

how all this was known

over 1400 years

ago?

to a Man, who couldn’t

read or write as he would

recite whatever the Angels spoke

and if you still don’t believe, please try

to come up with something that’s

even close

but you can’t

so we took God as a mockery and His

Messengers as a joke

…Voice-over…

“…Muhammad could not read or write..how somebody who can’t read or write go start a religion..”

dismissed his scriptures as legends and

tales of the ancient folk

as we

live life according to our

whims, desires and hopes

saying this life is the

only home we will

ever know

we will live then die then simply turn to bones

YO..LO

correction

after the grass dies, the rain arrives and it

re-grows

and Allah promises to do the same thing to your

very soul

and bring you back from your

very fingertips to your toes

as the All Seeing Supreme Being watches us so close

and we are surely being tested

in our wealth, our health and our self and

everything that we’ve been blessed with

so believe for we will

surely, be resurrected

and be brought back to our Lord in account for

every single deed as He

hands us our books and

orders us to “Read!”

from the bad to the good

and everything in between

you, yourself are sufficient for your

own accountability so

don’t be mad at Me

You Were The One Who Thought He Wouldn’t Come Back To Me

i gave you a whole life long to

search after Me

but you were busy and all that which was

temporary so

Read

and glad tidings to all those who believed and if you

disbelieve

Read

and don’t let that day be the first day you find out what your

life really means

“Did you think that we had created you in play, and that you would not be brought back to us?”

Quran 23:115

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“Study the hurtful patterns of your life. Then don’t repeat them.”

— Yasmin Mogahed

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“Between what is said and not meant And what is meant and not said Most of love is lost بين منطوق لم يقصد و مقصود لم ينطق تضيع الكثير من المحبة”

— Khalil Gibran (via succinctly)

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We always pray for better future .

the death can't end the life,hope,love and forgiveness in my country .

A man sells oranges along a damaged street in the Al Shaar area, Aleppo, Syria, Dec. 27, 2013.

Credit: REUTERS/Jalal Alhalabi

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“We pray for peace; not war. Love; not hate. Benevolence; not greed. Unity; not division. And we commit ourselves to not betraying our prayers with actions that contradict them.”

— Omar Suleiman 

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Life is so much beautiful 😁.

thank you Allah for everything

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Give thanks to Allah

For the moon and the stars

Prays in all day for

What is and what was

Take hold of your Iman

Don't give in to Shaytan

Oh you who believe

Please give thanks to Allah

Allahu Ghafoor

Allahu Ra7im

Allahu yu7ibu l'Mo7sinin

Wa 5ali9una

Wa razi9una

Wa huwa 3ala kulli shay'in 9adir

Allah is Ghafoor

Allah is Ra7im

Allah is the one who

Loves the mo7sinin

He is our creator

He is our sustainer

And He is the one who

Has power over all

Give thanks to Allah

For the moon and the stars

Prays in all day for

What is and what was

Take hold of your Iman

Don't give in to Shaytan

Oh you who believe

Please give thanks to Allah

Allahu Ghafoor

Allahu Ra7im

Allahu yu7ibu l'Mo7sinin

Wa 5ali9una

Wa razi9una

Wa Huwa 3ala kulli shay'in 9adir

Allah is Ghafoor

Allah is Ra7im

Allah is the one who

Loves the mo7sinin

He is our creator

He is our Sustainer

And He is the one who

Has power over all

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Ya Allah, do not let my heart yearn for that which is not written for it.. and do not let me push away that which is.

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🦋🦋

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I have nothing except the mercy of Allah but wait bro ; the mercy of Allah is unlimited !